Sometimes you really do have to put on your “I know you fucking lying” eyes.

This is such a mood 😩 I was on Duloxetine for years but one move sent changed my life so much I spiraled into crazy depression and anxiety but once I stopped taking it my dick was 18 again and the world was just fine 😂

Hey chat! quick update - this is the worst tasting thing I’ve ever tasted in my entire life

@brutumfulmen.bsky.social pls elaborate

Lois Griffin on an emotional high in her car after shoplifting, from Family Guy

Admittedly that is a bit of feel good when it happens lol

Pic of me from behind while standing in front of a mirror. Im wearing my gym outfit but my tights are pulled down below my booty cheeks.

I really am solar powered 😩 After daylight savings, this is the first time I've been able to wake up for morning gym since last year 😭 In honor of morning gym AND an available smith rack (which I also haven't seen in months) here are some cheeks after much needed squats and hip thrusts. 🍑❤️🫂

Me at home, relaxing in bed.

There's nothing better than being at home 💖👣 #Home #HumpDay #Toes #Barefoot #Feet #Soles #Foot #MensFeet #ManFeet #NiceFeet #PrettyFeet #BigFeet #GayFeet #GaySoles #QueerFeet #LGBTQ #LGBTQFeet #BLACKSKY #Gaysky #Piercings

I was today years old when I learned that "thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States", at least according to someone named, Jenna Marbles 🤣 #ThongThursday #Thong #Underwear #ThongUnderwear #Fashion #MensFashion #LGBTQ #Blacksky #Gaysky #QueerSky

Shoulda left a long time ago 😂

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I'm never drinking again unless something is going on later today

me every sunday morning

California gubernatorial candidates

song created in the faggot laboratory

Art, really #fuckarch #jockass

My Dec to Feb recap

Girls with a time machine: Hello John Brown these are called "Kalashnikovs" Boys with a time machine: Hello John Brown these are called "Kalashnikovs"

eu fico louco com o rabo dele 🍑

calor 🔥

Happy #fcf!

It’s Monday! #mcm #monochromemonday #gay #gaymelbourne

howdy 🤠

In full bloom 🌻

Doody after Dark

Tea

Cartoon by @danboriscreates.bsky.social.

Stable Genius Crisis Manager.

Oh bother 🥵

everybody get a load of this guinea pig

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#CEI #Ass #BDSM #Slave #Feet

Jockstrap thirst trap you know the drill 🍑

I really wish I weren't living through a major historical event right now! (Anyway here's my ass)