Activists Keep Showering This ICE Facility With Dildos YouTube video by Novara Media

Dear ICE,

Eat a bunch of dicks.

FBI's Patel sues Atlantic for $250M, says story about drinking is false The magazine's story cited more than two dozen anonymous sources concerned at Patel’s "inebriation and unexplained absences.”

Holy shit.

Discovery is going to be HILARIOUS!

#Maddow

I saw the OP, and went into this thread planning to post Goodfeathers if someone else hadn't already.

Thank you.

All of my prettiest omelettes have tasted fine, but not amazing. All of my tastiest omelettes have looked a bit of a mess.

Now, I kinda want to learn how to make quiche, and see if, as with omelettes, I have to choose between pretty and tasty.

(Or maybe I just need to be a better cook?)

Honestly, LOTS of DSO is danceable!

I worked in a laser tag arena a long time ago. The owner got a nastygram for us playing music in the arena. (I don't know how it turned out, just that he got a letter.)

Small Opening | S4E5 Full Episode | Absolutely Fabulous | BBC Comedy Greats YouTube video by BBC Comedy Greats

I've been a fan of AbFab for years. British TV has a special gift for making despicable characters you still want to watch.

Sadly, I'm not nearly as gifted as Saffy... much to my late mother's relief.

Well. That was undignified.

Step one: chomp enough melatonin gummies to knock out an elephant.

Step two: sleep.

Step three: make an appointment with my therapist, because it's been too long and I clearly need it.

God damned everything.

God damn Chris Rock, for deciding that it was a good idea to cast a redhead for a bully. Usually, we're the bullied. Ask me how I fucking know!

God damn Rochelle, for EVERYTHING. I hope you die at SHADY PINES, MA!

And god damn me, for not having alcohol on hand.

I'm having a bit of post-alcoholic insomnia¹, and am trying to watch something light... and YouTube decided to show me bits of Everybody Hates Chris.

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1. Did you know that if you used to drink too much, and then stop, you can have trouble sleeping for MONTHS?

If you can see this, you probably deserve beautiful things.

This sounds filthy in a way that most progressive death metal doesn't, but I'm not complaining!

I have a friend who once had ferrets. They also have this very cute bit posturing they do...!

Not just me then.

I'm very sorry, I know I'm supposed to see this and run away in a panic while holding my nose, but.

AWWWWWW! 😍

In related news, I enabled the hook hand, and used it long enough to throw a bad guy into spikes. And now, I'll probable never use it again.

Or the scarecrow's weapons, now that I ticked that off the list.

Today's achievements in #DeadCells include adopting a cat, meeting the Grim Reaper, beating the Grim Reaper 99% to death, letting the cat finish the Grim Reaper off... and promptly trading the cat in for something much more useful, like an owl.

I just now learned that this subreddit exists.

Okay, that's a minimum of two hours I'm not getting a damned thing done today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Personally, if I were a high-profile defendant in a rape trial, I would try NOT to be filmed with a bible in one hand and a few shirt buttons open on my way to court.

(I will NOT be putting that picture of Russell Brand on your timeline. You're welcome.)

And to think that les than a week ago, I was complaining about the AXS app.

A cheerful little movie about being yourself and loving your life. You know, during a zombie apocalypse.

Trump, drawn by someone who has enormous contempt for him and wants us all to know it. He's wearing naught but a soiled diaper, an inverted cross pendant, and way too much face makeup, holding a Lament Configuration. He's sitting on a carpet that's mostly white (apart from where he's sitting), surrounded by toys, including wooden blocks, a barbie doll, a pacifier, and a golliwog.

A bit of wishful thinking I saw over in r/Hellraiser.

VOIVOD – Forgotten In Space (Symphonique) (VISUALIZER) YouTube video by Century Media Records

Symphonic Metal Voivod was not on my bingo card this year... or ever. But I'm here for it!

So, I hear Kash Patel has a drinking problem.

I kinda (barely) sympathize. I spent several months drinking too much to deal with stress, and my job, stressful as it is, makes the world and people around me better. I couldn't imagine working for Trump and not being a terminal alcoholic.

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Well, it looks like I'm not getting anything done for an hour or so.

Maxwell The Cat Theme YouTube video by moshibass

For those of you unfamiliar...

🎶 Doot doot doo doo doot, doot,
Doot doot doo doo doot, doot,
Waaaa, Waaaa, Waaaa, Waaaa 🎶

(I'm so sorry. Every time I see this adorable cat on here, I get Maxwell the cat's theme song #StuckInMyHead.)