Narrator: She had no idea.

Aja, Steely Dan
Stop Making Sense, Talking Heads
Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd

To be fair, Mr. Crap-O would make anyone snore. The drivel he is spewing, OMG.

Year 3*

Could be another crappy season if we don't land Stokes😟.

That shit gonna hurt...

James Brown - Get Up Offa That Thing YouTube video by soulbrothanumbahone

First one that comes to mind.

The Romantics - What I Like About You (Official Video) YouTube video by TheRomanticsVEVO

Lots of obvious choices. Panama, Welcome to the Jungle, Born to Be Wild, Back in Black, I Wanna Be Sedated...

I think I'll go with this one.

Made a lame joke in replying to a post. Guy thought I was being serious so he blocked me. I hate it when that happens. 🤷‍♂️

McDowell vowed to go "balls to the wall" with his appeal.

Post from late 2016, pre-inauguration.

I will be stunned if he doesn’t drift off script after about 10-12 words. This is the first time he’s ever read these words, after all, and he’s so full of himself he won’t bother to practice beforehand. “Don’t need to.”

It sounds like a lame programmer's joke, but it rings true. Invariably you reach a point where you think you are "about 90% done" (choose your own number here), and that means that in reality you are about halfway done.

My version of this goes...

Every software project consists of two parts: the first 90% and the second 90%.

"McDowell's argument was deemed flaccid by the presiding judge."

Elton John - Rocket Man (Official Music Video) YouTube video by EltonJohnVEVO

Rocket Man, Elton John

I know it's a civil lawsuit. I just meant that I don't think his security team can be called to testify by the Atlantic.

All I can figure is that he thinks he's fully protected, and that Atlantic has no way to prove in court that the article is factually correct, even though it is. But I've got to believe that they wouldn't have published it if that were so. They had to know this kind of lawsuit was a likely response.

a raccoon is smiling and praying with its hands folded in front of its face . ALT: a raccoon is smiling and praying with its hands folded in front of its face .

The Atlantic's legal team:

Good Times - Chic - HQ/HD YouTube video by Juan Classic Disco

Easier to list the ones I'm embarrassed to admit to liking. Lots of good "disco" songs, like this classic beat that will make you rock a scooby-doo. (IFKYK.)

Even if true, that's twice the Trump family average.

"Trumplets"

Wrong huckster.

Thick as a Brick, Jethro Tull

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird YouTube video by LynyrdSkynyrdVEVO

Free Bird

M.C. Hammer - U Can't Touch This YouTube video by MCHammerVevo

Oh, please. I will not accept any answer that does not involve parachute pants.

I'm in enough trouble.