If you cover up his head it looks like a wig viewed from the back

but he a cutie 😻

Dang it I forgot to say it first thing 😭

Good morning Coach ☕️

i am going to post a banger as an april fools' prank

witch was always my go to 🧙‍♀️

so you’re a catnap burglar

I’m here to say, happened to my HS principal. actually not funny at all but still… somewhat unbelievable

I say excusez moi cause I’m like miss piggy (for multiple reasons tbh)

boss, los told me to set my clock back it’s not my fault this time

10:17 - 91 Post stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social 38 Annoying Joined Apr '23 * Midposter Snake (Old age, best friends with snake)

um, did you know about the snake?

ooh I’m gonna trick or treat

I will never expect you to sleep 🤗

😂 too bad they couldn’t write off the expense

fictional, but a subplot of office space occurred to me too

this… makes me feel better about the spiders so thanks, I guess?

In high school the principal died on April fool’s and now I’m trying to remember if I thought it was a joke at first

Tyrion Lannister?

there’s always a scenario where you could need those items in the future

yet another reason a giant bong is good for me 😂

😁

I always thought that had alcohol 🤯 I think I might actually try it now

they can be surprisingly aggressive!

ooh 😮

can i get some thought-cancelling headphones please?

yeah, I tried being friends with geese but apparently they don’t want my friendship and prefer to chase and honk instead. so now we’re eternal enemies.

Happy Birthday!

I know of one company that adds it to the holiday list… (not my employer unfortunately)

as previously established I’m not that smart 😂

thanks bud 🖤

oh man I must’ve looked over it several times before finally seeing it!

ugh, geese are the woooorst

sounds great 😋

bless the tijuanans