We’re not friends. We’re soulmates.

That’s fine, but I stg, if you sleep with any of my friends I’ll go fucking sick.

Except that I’m older than you by some way…

You love me really.

At least you show up most weeks, unlike @kieranfuking.bsky.social . Zing!

I forget I have an account here and show up every couple of months.

Hi everyone.

Unfortunately, you and “crotch” are synonymous. You did that to yourself

Also, I’m not religious so, today is no different to tomorrow.

//Kieran King in: THE MISSING YEARS - Outlaws

xwf99.com/showthread.p...

@xwf99.bsky.social Warfare from the Sturgis Rally
vs. Sebastian Everett-Bryce

Someone needs to make a toe joke.

Not me though. I’m above such things.

//
@UGWC #Battleground
#Chaos Championship
Vs @thesebempire.bsky.social & @lucywylde.bsky.social

Feat. #DaveRydell #JohnnyHitmaker

Ultimately, this hobby is about having amazing people to write with/against. Peak fun 🏔🔥

S03E12: "Chaos: 2025 Edition"
giwtwisted.proboards.com/thread/13356...

I'm sure you’ve had plenty of validation from those who were able to enjoy your performance whilst in the same room.

Well fuck, I do.

And also, yes. You have a fantastic singing voice. You built to a magnificent crescendo.

//
UGWC S03E11 #Synergy 460
"Catching Heat"

Vs @thesebempire.bsky.social

🚨 While picking up Logan from college, Larry is struck by the consequences of his inactions with Cindy, Morgan & the Infinity

🔥 For the first time since 2023 it's Larry Tact Vs SEB!

giwtwisted.proboards.com/thread/13318...

“(Epi/Pro)louge: Interstate Torch Song”
Ft. @badmonadams.bsky.social

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

a close up of a man wearing a hat and a suit . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a hat and a suit .

I went to war with @insurgentsia.bsky.social… Almost took me to a place I never wanted to go back to.

Those fans? They brought me back. Saved me from myself.

Jonathan, let’s not do that again…

“Bright Unbearable Reality”
For @xwf99.bsky.social
vs. @thesebempire.bsky.social
Ft. @thisscarisafleck.bsky.social & @rgold.bsky.social

xwf99.com/showthread.p...

No Idle March Sebastian pushed through the canvas and into the large marquee-like tent. His gait was unsteady, as he made his way inside. It was quiet save for the crackling of the braziers, and the sound of his bo...

// @xwf99.bsky.social #IdesOfMarchRP

Vs. @insurgentsia.bsky.social

Ft. @kingcoreyblack.bsky.social , @lucywylde.bsky.social , #Aurora & @iconic-td.bsky.social

Am. @thatskyqueentho.bsky.social

The SEBEmpire Presents… No Idle March

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Tonight on Warfare, @thesebempire.bsky.social and @insurgentsia.bsky.social have been teasing us for nine months.

Tonight, we're getting a deal done for Ides of March one way or a god damn 'nother.

Join us for the powwow where we may or may not pass around a peace pipe.

There’s a whole list of you who have been directly influencing practically everything I’ve written the past several months:
You
@sjmidnight.bsky.social
@thesebempire.bsky.social
@vhodka.bsky.social
@jommyscousin.bsky.social
@thespiraleffect.net
@superiorcyph3r.bsky.social
@tmmxenigma.bsky.social

// Heard talk of Mt Rushmores on the dumpster 🔥 and just gonna put a few fav recs no order

@vhodka.bsky.social @thesebempire.bsky.social
@lucywylde.bsky.social @thatskyqueentho.bsky.social @distortedamber.bsky.social @aurora6s.bsky.social @insurgentsia.bsky.social @atararaven.bsky.social

// @xwf99.bsky.social #UGWC #CDRP

Mentioned: @thatskyqueentho.bsky.social

The SEBEmpire Presents… Date Night

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

fxceless 02 . starshine
for @xwf99.bsky.social vs @thesebempire.bsky.social

[DIRECT2DOC] shorturl.at/aqTfb
[BOARD] shorturl.at/8kULj

//Merry Christmas you bunch of weirdos x

//Its a fair shout. I think I mostly try to avoid Real Life events as best I can, but I can see where it would have benefits.

I don't understand your point.

Relax there, Casper.

Hey, you worked out how to clap!

Keep at it, you’ll speed up soon.

I used to be the face of Nando’s tyvm

You’ll run out of Whiteout for my name…

Cheerful as ever…