i wonder if another david rubenstein bobblehead would help

dadly bomb was fun tho

i cannot fathom a reason not to put their heavy hitting, slowest running player on first base in that situation

fire brandon hyde, obviously

oh great and now a kid in orioles gear is crying in the crowd

do you see what you did ryan

that was an atrocious effort out of ryan helsley

it is 66 degrees out no excuses there

truly pathetic

LITERALLY LOST THE GAME BY DOING THIS LOL

STAHHHHHHP

is there a reason not to put a slow runner on an open 1st base in this situation

a strikeout that moves both runners up lmao

ryan, we've got Relievers That Can Bounce Pitch After Pitch In Front Of The Plate at home

it is so weird

oh this is ending poorly isnt it

i also thought he made good contact

and im lactose intolerant at this point

colton finally makes good contact and gets that result

yuck

ill see myself out

these changeups are unhinged from rico lol

800ft of foul balls in 2 swings

HE'S BACK WE'LL NEVER LOSE AGAIN

jesus taylor

It would be ok if they just dumped umpires tbh

Extra

Do you think he saw our skeets on Bluesky

Shy Yes voter exit poll interview: "uwu i was so nervous but i guess we should vote to block and dismantle the gop power grab and step on their throats when we can uwu."

Groundhog Day ass news

Yes wins by a million percent

I'M IN BED ENOUGH ALREADY

Assuming nobody did anything stupid

And if they did, I'm sure they didn't do it more than once

lol i didn't watch a second of this game has it been on for 5 hours

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

you can't find out if you have the next Ohtani on your hands without giving someone the chance