🤢🤮

Ew. Gross.

Is there a slam poetry night coming up near you?
Because folks would give you your flowers for this.

Also, does anything rhyme with burn down the patriarchy?

I'm so in.

😂😂😂😂

It's so dumb that every time that something is a positive for women, there's someone who has to parse out how it's bad for men.

So dumb.

ROOKIT DAT FACE!!!

That Artemis launch was achingly, inspiringly beautiful

Maybe even two whole dingleberries

Staaaahhhhppp

Did you chat her up a bit?

It'd be my pleasure

I mean, we're pretty awful in the aggregate

Would it help if I arranged the kindling so everything will be ready when you are?

My itchy brain sends its regards to yours

Mathilda thinks I'm swell

Adulting will still be there later.
Do other things

Right? Don't want to be a buzzkill.

Kids are pretty pricey car starters too.

today’s mood:

This is an important question

I agree with all of this

No lie detected

There's going to be a lot of people calling for his head

That was... kinda gross.

Just had to make a few free throws.

The IC message boards are going to be off the hook

Hey!!

Can confirm

I mean... yeah?

When I'm not using an app I don't want it to badger me.