Per poo?

I’ll never get over the fact that Andrex’s entire fortune is based on the marketing ploy “as soft as wiping your arse on a puppy!”

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

😂

Looking for a job where I can skip all the admin side of things and concentrate on the fun screaming silently into my computer screen instead.

Spoilers but it’s because his choker is too tight.

I’d leave.

Bacon fries hanging in a shop fridge.

This has upset an unsettled me and I don’t know why. Who refrigerated the bacon fries? Why? Just why?

Well done, idiot! Get all that way and then you destroy the last ten pages with tears. Pathetic.

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue

Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue

Mortal Kombat Legacy: Jax, Sonya and Kano (Part 1) YouTube video by Warner Beyond the Lot

Actually really like the last film. If you've never seen it there was a great web series about 15 years ago called Mortal Kombat Legacy. Haven't watched it since then but remember really enjoying it, take a look: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y51Y...

Is that not just Cody? I’m confused. Didn’t realise it was the same guy. guy small G not Guy.

I think the Bison reveal in the Street Fighter trailer might be one of the best reveals ever. Genuinely pumped for this film!

And God said to Cain “Ohhh what the fuck is happening?” To which Cain replied “oh, man. I shot Abel in the face!”

She is risen

Haven't got round to it yet. Really want to.

JD Vance on the phone to Scotty from Star Trek

Quite the opposite, sir!

Wish me luck today, guys. First day as a junior doctor.

Watched it on Netflix and it was in English dub (think it’s originally a French film based on a Japanese Manga) and had zero issues. Wouldn’t have known otherwise had the title not been in French.

A promotional image of the animated film the Summit of the Gods

Wow, this film absolutely blew me away. Edge of the seat, life affirming stuff. Genuinely don’t think an animated film has given me this visceral a reaction before and I’ve seen Watership Down many times. It’s on Netflix. BIG recommend if you haven’t already.

He can be blamed for a lot but I don't think he's responsible for Mel Gibson.

😂

I'm all about Doctor Doctor Superstar

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

For anyone who needs a bit of a hopecore break in their feed. Look at all these young surgeons graduating today.

For anyone who needs a bit of a hopecore break in their feed. Look at all these young surgeons graduating today.

I know everyone wants to believe their kid’s a genius but my toddler just removed my kneecaps, only to grow them back seconds later for no other reason than to remove them again. I didn’t even know he’d been practicing medicine. 🥹