If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood

Subtitled screenshot from MAD MEN where a blind-drunk Don Draper points towards the camera. His dialogue is subtitled “I want you to meet the Mets!”

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

I’d like his trial to be about 36 hours into a forced sobriety

When TWO TOWERS came out, a reporter asked Peter Jackson if he thought the box office would be suppressed if anyone who missed FELLOWSHIP chose to ignore its sequel. Jackson responded, “If you can’t be bothered to pop by the video store, just don’t come to our movie.”

Looking south on a bridge crossing the Delaware River, with green trees on hills at the horizon and a blue, cloud-kissed sky

Greetings from the Delaware Valley

Titanic crash was insurance fraud

imagine a contemporary legal thriller having the courage to do what The Firm did in 1993.

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

i don't think believing this makes someone an evil person BUT all evil people believe this

Pretty weird how illegal weed is across the planet

*watches a person give birth*
“wait, are you pregnant??”

It’s our version of coded revolutionary poetry

this isn't funny, kruks only dress like this when they're very distressed

So Steve bannon pissed himself, correct? The piss is real?

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Could you hold that thought until later? someone wrote an article detailing my habit of drinking until blackout and I want to go on the news about it

Baby influencers are legitimate slime. They see how many people save those TikToks. They don’t care.

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

Nothing more offensive to these people than managerial incompetence

this is how you have to handle him and his lapdogs though. there was that really brief "weird" line of attack that was incredibly effective before they put the kibosh on it. they're freaks and clowns!! incompetent and ultimately off-putting

Sure yeah, Donald Trump, who ran on a promise to release a list of pedophiles that included himself, staged a public shooting where multiple people died

This is in the running for the conspiracy theory that would be funniest if it were true

Film creatives: only with theatrical release can our art form survive

Exhibition workers: correct! And are ways that we can reinvigorate the audiences experience-

Creatives: hey, where do I validate? Also I heard whispering during the movie. I know the movie’s over, but please fix it

As a Tarantino hater, believe me when I say no one wants to engage a Tarantino hater

Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene with Michael Palin and the guards

In conversation about what is the best Python movie, a fellow once said to me about Holy Grail that "sometimes the normies are right". This scene, at least, is one of my favourite bits in comedy. Palin was the best of the group imo

The cast of That Thing You Do!.

We all know who the Beatles of the 1990s were.