come on man.

Who do you think Offerman is playing

This discourse rolls around every six months and I'm always happy to chime in: ELEMENTARY is a great TV show qua TV show and best modern interpretation of Holmes, including that one you're thinking of, which was more of one dude's intermittent hobby, which also somehow turned into CRIME DR. WHO.

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

I know of at least two people that have gotten this one as a tattoo

eventually he was executed

....oh boy I played a lot of Promise Mascot Agency today

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

neither. my city needs me

A digital "charcoal" drawing on golden paper. It's a scratchy slightly crude style. Three figures lie with white gowns and gold jewelry. A long sword rests across their throats. At their feet are scattered Treasures. A massive decrepit hand reaches down from above towards them. Hand drawn text reads "In the black wind the stars shall die"

Tom Bombadillo

Wait. You’re sure? You’re positive? Darmok AND Jalad at Tenagra? Okay. I’m putting some things together now.

BUY GHOST TRICK

Robocop. I was like, 9? There is stuff in that (very cool) movie that a 9 year old should not see.

My favorite part about this is the guy who plays the brothers is like, an extremely accomplished actor in Finland, who speaks like 6 languages and has also written several books. And now is badly pretending to be scared by a cardboard bear

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

Hell yeah fuck yeah

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Anyway, we need to go back to bands getting popular the old fashioned way, by taking hostage a radio station with realistic looking squirt guns and winning the heart of a recalcitrant disc jockey who is mad at management and then releasing a number one hit record while in prison for your crime.

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey

pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it

From redditor GCPhoenix: "You are being lied to. Today I present to you the only inflation index that matters. The Taco Bell chicken quesadilla inflation index. 2001 Chicken quesadilla: $1.89 2026 Chicken quesadilla: $6.19 This is a total inflation of ~327% or an annualized amount of just over 6%/yr. Don't let the lizard people in the government trick you into thinking inflation is 2-3% per year...plan accordingly."

mainstream economists in shambles

a drawing a suicine but its headcrest has been swapped with a cool S

Cool S-uicune

Solid Cat

My fourth rule saying that I follow the law is raising a lot of questions answered by my fourth rule

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

was once New Amsterdam.