went in for a routine follow up with my retina specialist and he tried to convince me to take up golf lol

why would they stretch out their glasses like this :-(

Daniel Craig with his glasses hanging off one ear and positioned beneath his jaw when not in use. Still from the movie The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Ryan Gosling with his glasses hanging off one ear and positioned beneath his jaw when not in use. Still from the movie Project Hail Mary.

as a glasses wearer, these are some v distinctive character choices

been in Sweden a little over 24 hrs and twice I have been duped by licorice posing as candy 😔

lol fair

you were so proud about some of those renovations too

search function on the camera roll is so important because I was thinking about trimming my bangs but now I remember why I don’t do that anymore 🙂‍↕️

Ugh I haven’t listened in so long. This is a good reminder

The “you should be on the voice” line had me laughing the first time I heard it

Just saw Eternity and it must have been so fun to be the designer working on all the eternities marketing

ok I accidentally elbowed her on the chin and now she’s giving me the cold shoulder even tho I apologized :(

when a cat physically leans into getting head scratches >>

yet another book I set down one day and forgot to ever pick up again

my tennis coach every lesson: ok, that was a weird toss but somehow you made it work

😳

are we getting weaker or are they getting stronger

same here. I got bit on the elbow last month and it looked like my elbow had its own elbow 😔

the one that looks like an early draft of the python logo

Torbie cat leaving a mouse toy on the feeding mat

Peroni trying to bribe Ted into feeding her early 🥺

nooo, your California era was too short lived

wait are you an east coaster again?

jealous 😋

cardamom bun !!!

paint can pouring red paint over the globe with text saying "cover the earth" in all caps

the sherwin-williams logo feels like some super villain shit

I don’t get all the tiktok videos of ppl saying their cat smells like laundry or fresh baked bread. My girl straight up smells like a hamster

I love the little aesthetic with the charms but realistically I would never use it fully

I personally never finish notebooks as is!! I have so many half started ones 🫣

Nothing makes me feel more “no thoughts, head empty” than landing on journaltok and seeing ppl with a louise carmen with 6 notebooks in there

me watching the new Jurassic World

haha I just like to browse but I think I’ve only ever purchased juice there 💸