Lol “becoming”

Pretty crazy to think of that show without Larry David

It’s perfect

“I’m gonna need your biggest DEAD BLOW hammer boss”

Wobbles

Project Penus Horts is a go

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

A screenshot of 3 different element names for Magnesium 12

I don’t know much about the Periodic Table of Elements, but apparently neither do graphic designers

Site one mye facee

Pauly Shore

A screenshot of 3 different element names for Magnesium 12

I don’t know much about the Periodic Table of Elements, but apparently neither do graphic designers

Tennis coach to drug dealer pipeline

pokemon fusion squirtle + nidoqueen = squirtqueen appears as squirtles face on nidoqueen

good for her

As long as it has fois gras

Imagine writing an article about how the holocaust is disrupting Jewish delis in Berlin

An energy blockade on Cuba pulls the plug on Havana's legendary nightlife

People are dying, but sure

When I’m at work, when I’m at the gym, when I’m on the phone with my parents

No

My brother in law is one of these and yes. He absolutely wanted a slave, but now he’s miserable (deservedly)

This is what I mean when I say I’m a wife guy

Their backs probably hurt a lot less when they’re done

Oh sh*t

Especially if you’re taller than like 5’5”

Pro Tip: Don’t install real hardwood floors yourself. It’s annoying.

🥵

Ideal relationship dynamic

It’s from the satirical news, so you know it’s real

What did one NSA agent say to another NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I’d tap that.