oh fuck they made nikki hot next patch i gotta actually log on

a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them Alt: a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them

happy 4/20 💚

fernando tatis jr. told me to give “smoking weed” a try. okay hell yeah

tomodachi life is just fuckass madlibs and i love it

need my parents on my location tracker i’m tired of texting “wya” like a high schooler

oh my god I think I figured out which ingredient i’m allergic to in toothpaste FINALLLY AHHH??? stannous flouride is TIN?? METAL???

THEY’RE HOME!!!!!!

he sensed this telepathically and took me to mcds unprompted an hour later, balance restored

realizing my boss was literally evil and intentionally stealing wages instead of some nice ceramic lady lol!!!! fuck you lissette

he said “we have food at home” and not “lets get mcdonalds” and i’m legit pissed 🫥

bee egg

taco bell egg

baby egg

poop egg

my neighborhood kids do a chalk easter egg hunt every year i love it

who is hunky dory???

I DID and they still called me to say they “weren’t going forward with my employment” and took my last day lmao??? u can’t break up with me I broke up with YOU

just got fired on april fools lol

pokopia is seriously goty

fr i’ve been raging at pokopia and i’m realizing its because I came up on ranked LoL, everything is a BATTLE but its easy af lmao

yeah it’s just for the little one shot esslings 😭 and theyve already made it 10x easier with the bow, a battle companion, AND NOW MOMO FIGHTS FOR YOU TOO so yeah thats a good way to put it looool

day 2555 of my dog not knowing you can’t go under something (blanket) if you’re on top of something (the blanket)

i fkin love when the nikki 5* is both not my taste and a FIGHTING FIT LMAO girl that’s the easiest part of the game + they won’t let you take it into boss fights where it matters (my husband plays these for me tbh)

nikki in the pink and blue electrician outfit and the lightbulb hat (FOR VISIBILITY… GET IT)

happy trans day of visibility!! electrician evo nikki loves you and so do i #infinitynikki

trying to no-life pokopia but life keeps getting in the way!!! i just want to decorate!!!!

tomodachi life demo was SO GOOD LET ME INNNNN

oh sweet i’m in the pic with the eagle, ty for sharing 🙏

Carmel Valley Ca

dude yes I think that’s it, I saw the commercials growing up and just didnt get it??? and also I LOVE TTRW so much i’m overjoyed when people have even heard of it. hell yeah

honestly do you know the toontown game? that but wizards

small yellow dog on couch

we saw you guys and i thought we had the same dog 🫶

AYO i forgot i never replied to the w101 stuff but i did look into it, i had the completely wrong idea abt it loool

not the mystery forest soup bro 😭

the best part about my husband also being a reader is that he’s too impatient to wait on library books so he’s been amassing a collection of audiobooks that i get to read when he’s done!!!!!!!!!!!!! no waiting!!!