Patrick wyman holding a copy of Lost Worlds

It’s real! It’s really real! Preorder at the link in my bio right now, it’s good, I promise!

One of my biggest pet peeves is people using natural selection wrong.

We fucking warned y’all that this was the goddamned end goal for those smart glasses.

If Tucker is really “that” sorry I want to see him self-flagellate

But come to think of it, it totally makes sense bsky.app/profile/numb...

We used to spray people with all kinds of harsh chemicals just so they could enter the country lmaoooo what do you mean the soldiers aren’t going to have to get the flu shots

You know that scene in Captain America where he becomes Captain America by denying any unknown substance to be put in or on his body as a soldier.

Diabetics and bitches on wegovy are braver than our marines

How the fuck they gonna become super soldiers if they’re not brave enough to get shot with a flu vaccine much less anything else

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

Apologies come with actions afterwards that demonstrate the remorse that is supposed to be felt. They are not just words.

Tucker isn’t actually sorry until he gives up his wealth and uses his platform solely to say I’m an idiot don’t listen to me or people like me ever again. Until then he’s just rebranding his grift further.

Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans

Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.

The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.

An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.

Americans learning about Mr Blobby is always fantastic. We are always so appalled

want to underscore that this is a fan who can afford courtside tickets to a playoff game

He always looks perfect. His clothes fit him so well, and he clearly gets such joy from his clothes.

Also, what a beautiful outfit. 🙏

I can’t wait for my biceps to look muscular without me having to flex

I have the craziest pump right now from that first workout back

Love the shimmer!

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

What must it be like to be Wemby’s tailor

There are americans that don’t know what dust devils are????

don’t hate him cause he’s black. hate him cause he bombed innocent civilizations like it was target practice.

It’s bad that open source digital public infrastructure projects are under attack.

Istg broad city was a perfect representation of the two sides of my brain trying to work together on any given day

Exactly. Don’t be a racist shitbag to him and just punch at the very real shitty things he has done.

4/20 is fun and all, but the real thing to celebrate today is Fuck The Police. kids these days will never understand the things we had to go through to evade police and get weed.

Obama shouldn’t be able to show his face in public without fear of being rightfully harassed for what he’s done. He doesn’t need attention and friendliness from the supposed left. This applies to any living president.

I'm pretty sure Kezia comes from a well-intentioned place. And I'm all for good faith engagement with people whose minds have been poisoned against trans people. But this is madness: JK Rowling is a toxic sewer of hate, aligned with fascists, and it's unforgivable for Stonewall to praise her.