my TikTok doom scrolling about the current state of America (or the world) has now turned into 90s grunge covers and I am so here for it.

I’m sitting in my office right now, and I cannot stop thinking about AA 5342. My heart is heavy for these people and their loved ones.

oh my god

Me, a nurse with blonde hair and glasses taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom after my shift at work, while wearing a gray vest over blue scrubs.

I worked a princess shift at the stretcher side today and it was revitalizing. Like, do I miss this??

omg, I just got cut off in traffic by a cybertruck. if you thought my road rage was severe before — the added anger of that vehicle makes it at least 3x worse.

I posted something on that other site about carrie underwood without anything but tagging her and two magas replied outta the woods. 😂

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It is too early in the day for me to be hungry again.

Of all the titles I’ve had in my life, “Aunt Margo” is probably one of my favorites 🥰

Hopefully I didn’t embarrass him with my lack of technology skills 😥

It also took me like 45 mins trying to log into a computer, which is crazy bc I did the whole IT checklist AND my husband works in the IT department at this place 😂

In recovery- got a new hip on Friday, and he’s already up and walking to the bathroom. Thank you for asking!! His nurse said that pts stay there for 2 months before rehab which seems crazy long though!

Started my new job at the old hospital today, and ran into 4 people I knew before 12.

My husband booked a flight for me and did not include my middle name on the reservation, so it kicked out my TSA pre-check.

And he did not wait for me at the checkpoint. 😭

His BP went up once he got hit in the leg by the bedside table- SBP >100. 😅

You’d think! But no this is a private hospital in MA. It caught fire in 2023 and hasn’t really recovered. Their new fire suppression system malfunctioned and closed most of their ORs. They’ve pushed his surgery three times now. So they’re trying to get him txf to the va hospital closer to Boston.

And then I asked if anyone’s been checking his pulse on the injured leg and he’s like “oh! Yeah!! It’s actually kinda hot and numb” and I’m like dad????????!

I asked my mom when they were going to transfer him to the ICU, and she was like “why? 🤷🏼‍♀️”. I asked her to recycle his BP and she was like “oh they took the machine out!”

It’s hard to be on the other side of medicine, and hard to be many stayed away!

In the latest chronicles of my dad’s hospitalization- this hospital has a fluid shortage and is asking him to do PO fluid boluses with a bp of 72/54.

My dad fell and is going to have hip replacement surgery tomorrow as a result. My mom called and sent a pic of his monitor where he has multiple SBPs in the 70s and she’s like “he’s fiiiiine”

When I started dating my husband, I asked if his family was a 5k on Thanksgiving family. Good news- they aren’t! Because, unbeknownst to me at the time, they are actually a CrossFit family.

They had the self checkouts open but I had a lot of produce which is typically faster with the regular line.

I felt bad but people were like “oh I only have one item can I go?” And I’m like please just use the self check out!!

It’s the day before thanksgiving and they only have one staffed till at Kroger open.

Closest I’ve had is a frozen avocado margarita at Disney world and it was great. 😊

An update to this is that the office called to cancel - is this bc I looked at his LinkedIn on accident?! I’m now with a new provider at a different clinic on 12/31.

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I get Threads snippets imbedded in my IG feed and now in my Facebook feed. It’ll be like half the story to entice you into downloading. But I simply will not be doing that.

It would just give me alerts to be like “your friend has posted, check it out!” And I’d do that. Where here I have to remember to go into the app 😂

It’s bc I can’t get push alerts on when my homies post!

BREAKING: The fox we appointed as guardian of the hen house has begun eating the hens!

This is all totally unexpected and no one could have forseen it.

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Sometimes I think about how I went to a wedding once that was an outdoor ceremony, in Estes Park, in January, while it snowed— and no where in the invitation did it say that it was outdoors.

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