Having a bisexual bf is all fun and games till he wants to go see F1 the movie

Oh shit I forgot this app existed

Got black moccasins and now I feel complete as I travel to and from the gig in goth comfort

My bf is lactose intolerant and a lot of time when he asks for dairy free the waiter will say “oh we can remove the eggs” mostly at breakfast places but have had waiters mention there’s eggs in the sauce or breading of something

Crazy how many people working in restaurants that think eggs are dairy

Whatever happened to Miss Independent??

Tumblr would have LOVED Nosferatu back in the day

Nosferatu for a second time, yes that’s happening

There’s several Disney Princess movies I’ve never seen, but Lady & The Tramp I’ve seen 19 times and will go ahead and watch it 19 more

Merry Christmas! 🎄

Gremlin (me out of drag) holding sarcophagus shaped popcorn bucket

Bf took me out this morning to get my Nosferatu popcorn bucket! 🦇

Christmas mall goth 🧛🏻‍♀️🎄

Santa is not Brat

Need Ariana Grande to go ahead and make an operatic goth/rock album

Rewatching Twilight as an adult is funny cos I’ve realized Bella was never confused about whether she wanted to be with Edward or Jacob. Bella is a poly queen and never wanted just one man. Her actual problem is that her two boyfriends and their family/ancestors have hated each other for centuries

It raining and being 61 out in December is so depressing

Omg not Plaster Fun Time!!!!

I used to do this with aspirin… let me tell you it tastes not great lol

Hate the mental and physical gymnastics I have to go through to swallow any pill larger than an aspirin

I love Cesar salad 😍

I tried so many times in October I was so let down on Halloween haha

Finally someone asking the real questions

Sorry you didn’t get Wordle in one try, maybe tomorrow!

Today is the only day I will ever get Wordle in one try, I use the same word every single time and today I am finally rewarded!!!

I haven’t said it on Bluesky yet, but we as a human race have evolved passed a need for Tom Cruise

Second time seeing Wicked 🤩

Maybe a hot take but if you’re gonna do Defying Gravity you better lift yourself off the ground somehow

The only movie I’ve had this happen to me at was surprisingly before the pandemic, I saw Hereditary and people laughed the entire movie, the horror aspect completely out the window and the movie became a comedy

I feel like we could’ve confirmed this before the movie trailers even came out 🤣

Yo Gabba Gabba?!?