My strategy as a front office at the NFL Draft would be to trade all my picks and just spend the week having fun in the war room in a way that made free agents want to sign with us

wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)

Struggling with inspiration for your #charitibundibowl donation? Here's a thread of creative, easy, and inventive ideas to help you out.

We're here to have FUN not to be depressed about STATS

Rutgers Football, you will always be famous

It begins with spite and ends with hugs (and spite). RAISED SO FAR $451,447 OUR GOAL $1,000,000 TOTAL DONORS 1532

The idea that we are within spitting distance of half a million on day one of the Charity Bowl is amazing, but honestly? The line I’d love to see hit the ceiling today is the total donors number. Most donations are small! Need a team? Let @sickoscommittee.org help! #halfamillmonday #charitibundibowl

I wonder if one day we’ll see a backlash to the proteinization of all foods resulting in products like CARB’D UP PORK LOIN or RED BULL BUTTER

Luke Kennard (27) and DeAndre Ayton (19) combined for 46 points

andre drummond is six weeks younger than ariana grande

Solomon remains the most underrated account on this website. North Carolina excellence.

recapped the most stunning tank-off in NBA history

For folks who don't know, I make a quarterly strip for Cornell's Living Bird magazine, and it's so fun to do.

The Kawhi Leonard All-NBA push has commenced.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

caption so good i had to retweet a score graphic of my team getting cooked

Happy Easter 🐇

Getting finsky up to an even more critical mass is in everyone's best interest...this place is a lot more scrape-able than X.

I know, it’s a hard cider. But it would be funny if the Sox had a section of seats for particularly angry fans.

Ed Baldwin eating spaghetti with a lot of cheese

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

I wonder if anyone’s ever adopted two dogs or two cats and named them Marcus and Markieff

you can’t make cheese. cheese is an irreducible element. it is mined from the earth

This is obviously awesome but I’ve always been a little confused about why it’s not a home run if the fielder lands behind the wall

With NHL's Sabres ending long playoff drought, the Jets stand alone The Jets stand alone.

With the Buffalo Sabres making it to the NHL playoffs, the Jets have the longest current postseason drought in North American pro sports: 15 seasons.

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

A UConn win over Duke just means that it's a win for Jersey City over the New Jersey suburbs

It is now *checks watch* March 2026 and I still have to look at NBA dot com every night to figure out where the basketball is playing

New York’s Finest Sandwich The best Italian combo in the city contains no meat whatsoever.

Best sandwich in NYC, maybe in the world www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Yesterday's doodle... I was bored because I didn't have much work.

Japanese tit is truly majestic and adorable.

#BirdArt

32 years ago today, Homer Simpson backed into the bushes for the first time and an Internet meme was born.

#TheSimpsons episode “Homer Loves Flanders” first aired on March 17, 1994.

how about we normalize putting broadcasters in the booth who don’t suck shit, regardless of their conflicts of interest?