"Go ahead. Make my day"

Biden had a bad debate one night and was considered unfit thereafter.

and OG Star Wars

AI is God. (In the sense that they both tell you on a personal level exactly what you want to hear.)

From the shit in his diapers I bet

Watching the SOTU, taking a drink every time I spot a protector of pedophiles on camera.

I also don't want his money, but I do want to eat him.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

"How do you do, fellow...." **smashes face bones with hammer**

Because he's America's Very Special Boy

" 'e says 'e's not dead."
"Yes he is"
"I'm not!"

Hear me out... real-life Hunger Games but with elite pedos. Who else would watch that??

The equal time rule only covers traditional broadcasting, not cable.

mews you can use

US military aid to Ukraine was the single most effective military spending we’ve had since aiding the Mujahideen against the Soviets in Afghanistan. We reduced Russia’s military by like half for circa five percent of the annual Pentagon budget. That’s a goddamn bargain.

And Trump has spoiled it.

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

It's always so satisfying to savor the moments a Trump minion is no longer of any use to him and becomes a piece of garbage to be discarded.

"This could be you"

Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔

Because we will force you to believe us

"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution

Please read this dispatch from Minneapolis by @erikhane.bsky.social

www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...

Strike, fellows, strike

I was thinking an Orange Alert

I want the Emergency Broadcast System to let us all know nationwide.

In retrospect, we should've let Y2K happen.

To all the girls I've groped before...