pickup truck with spraypainting “man on the MOOM….? My A$$!”

Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"

yeah hold up i need to take this phone call rq [puts phone to ear] BARK BARK BARK BARK B

this isn't a compliment to myself i just keep getting held hostage at the welcome desk by random men who want to talk for an hour straight and my boss has to keep saving me

most beautiful girl at the library award winner

he says Patrick Swayze has "nice hands" and called a random guy "eye candy" unprompted. that's just two of em

i love telling stories about my dad and getting hit with the inevitable "so he's gay right" ahaha well, wouldn't we all like to know

all i wanna do is go back to toronto...

been with my partner for a year now

NOT lemon

i love you blood orange i love you bergamot i love you grapefruit i love you yuzu i love y

i started my perfume journey 100% certain that citrus was the fragrance family i least wanted to wear and now i smell like orange candy and soda at all points in time

that fart gave me a heart attack and i died btw

is this thing on? [farts directly onto the mic]

i survvived canada btw

>be me
>want an apple perfume
>they always have too much cinnamon and spice
>just want a pure apple scent
>finally find one thats less spiced
>it just smells like maple pancakes

i love typing i love literacy

i dont wanna go to hell for gamnbling so i jus,t blind buy perfumes on etsy all day

omg i heard about this combo for the first time like five days ago ive NEVER heard of it before but it sounds amazing

yessss

i was so wrong..........

wait i have to get through airport security soon FUCK tourettes is evil actually im very vexed

having tourettes is actually great with zero downsides like i really just be saying anything

setting aside the blasphemy what the hell was up with that movie btw

sometimes i think about roleplaying as a puppet trapped in a torture labyrinth but then i raelize i just wanna watch david bowie's splendiferous performance as pontius pilate

im gonna buy a pistachio shake at the local ice cream place and report back with my findings

how are pistachios the best macaron flavor but the worst everything else

RAAA

last time i logged on here i made a whole tab just for looking at posts about mushrooms. life is so beautiful