You should totally get a fluffy carpet! But instead of fabric, it's furries all tied together ready for you to relief some steam :3

Can you tell me about your kill counts :3

The Micro/Macro community slander 5 is here! Get yourself hyped and enjoy 💜

Wat lol

Wachu doin with that Claw :3

"macro" with 500
"Real macro" with 20000
"Actual Macro" with 1M
"True macro" with 500M
Etc etc etc :3

Ha! You think I'll survive long enough for it to count as long, you're SEVERELY underestimating your own potency...

Those are some VERY sharp heat insulators hehehe

Yeah! But is he harder than Steel... Than rock and magma... Than the fabric of reality itself >:3

Nooooo you shouldn't ever wash how could you :3c

I'll ensure maximum squirming for me and my fellow micros :3

I might be able to help... Sadly the entire planet will possibly be affected by collateral damage ;3

How bad could those socks possibly be... It's not like a fox wearing them nonstop every day inside some fluffy boots would have any significant effect on their potency, right?... Right...?

What about from someone 100 times your height >;3

Take a quick peek at Brazil's "pix" system. It basically made Mastercard and Visa objectively worse in every way possible. Pix allows 24/7, tax-free transactions, without requiring any card flags to be involved. I think India has something similar with "RuPay" as well.

Failures to clean X in Y time with Z size
New task: clean X in Y/2 time with Z/3 size :3