it could be if you’re brave enough 🤣

WHAT FLAVOR!!! i make sodas with sparkling water and the sugar free blue rasp 🤤

is this what happens to old tires now?

does he know that i love him 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹

this cat has just healed me

not exactly convinced on the palm beach pete story, hiding in plain sight can be very effective

all of this to say that even though it is really REALLY fucking dogshit at times it still manages to be better than the maga cult

grew up catholic, have not been active in some time, have ye olde Religious Trauma, upset that the p3dophilia gets downplayed and is just “the thing we know about, but dont talk about” and still have some hope based on the acceptance of popes francis and leo that the church can continue progressing

A screenshot of my Discover page on bluesky, cropped to the first trending topic: trump’s mental fitness

mildly shocked that this hasnt been the top of the trending feed every day since trending feeds began

i see your point and i’m very uncomfortable

thinking about that time our instant ink subscription ran out, and instead of just not sending a new ink cartridge that month, hp completely bricked our printer and we could not do a single thing unless we re-upped the subscription

#capitalism

this is just a normal picture of kash patel

childhood me: why is everyone mad at her, she’s right

adult me: oh, we’re BOTH autistic

vindictive bitches supporting vindictive bitches

hey @hcrichardson.bsky.social and @muellershewrote.com, just so yall know, you’re following a victim blamer

had me in the first half ngl

dude looks already embalmed

another performative feminist man turns out to actually be a predator, and in other news, fork found in kitchen

a classic

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this is what ive been saying when ppl fall over themselves to defend officials that are on “their side” (yall know who.)

“blabla theyre actually fighting for us”
they didnt even scramble back to dc in the face of mortal peril. they all posted little novellas abt the mortal peril.

shit i didnt even know whose account this was

three rescue teams think it landed, one rescue team thinks it’s still falling, one rescue team thinks it was a 2-d rendering of a baby, one rescue team still trying to figure out if the baby is secretly trans, and none of the rescue teams will actually go out and search for evidence

Can we start another thing to move solar fields from actual fields to being placed over top of parking lots to keep cars cool and land clear

a cat sitting on a chair in front of a couch Alt: a cat sitting on a chair in front of a couch raising its hand. paw. notice the cat.

raise ur hand if you also cried and got overwhelming chills watching artemis ii lift off

i did too, and i have many mixed feelings (that i also feel guilty about having) because said person now has dementia and has forgotten what they essentially bullied me about since i was a literal child.

i think they’re going a step above prophet and worshiping him as some kind of god. which is kind of funny seeing as it goes against at LEAST one of the ten commandments

Mike Brock @brockm.bsky.social • 42s They think this is a "crash out". But what's really going to whet their noodle is the part where I don't leave. I just stay. And I keep saying these things. And I don't stop. Because I believe they're true. And I will not be policed out of it by crazy people.

babe wake up it got better just now

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh i need facebook users to start demanding receipts

aaron, my parents have to go through security at one of the more heavily iced out airports and one needs to be tested for explosives bc of an insulin pump, sir i cannot handle this ominous warning today when im already trying to convince them to drive back

THIS!!!!!!! actions ALWAYS speak louder than words