the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

🚨🚨🚨🚨 ONLY MISS PIGGY CAN SAVE THE BACHELORETTE FRANCHISE !!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

gbr!!!!!

Has anyone else became absolutely exhausted with texting - specifically texting - as they get older?

dude??? Text me

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

anyway PWHL literally streams freeeee on YouTube

Hockey should probably be a controlled substance

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

cough sorry my one patriotic feeling I’ll get for the next decade I promise Hilary knight possessed me

U-KNIGHT-ED STATES OF AMERICA !!!!! 🦅

the variety pack can and should include an IPA but four indistinguishable hazies, don’t piss me off!!!!

my KINGDOM for those micro brewery variety packs to actually be variety packs and not 4 different types of IPAs, one of my greatest bugaboos

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Meant it in good fun! Miss the show! 😀

@courtenlow.bsky.social i was a trendo back in the day, no idea your current relationship with the boys, but i do often think that you should be sending Brent quarterly “I told you so”s about Tulsi gabbard

Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.

imagine being so good at a crime that they actually rename the crime after you, like if you were so great at doing murders nobody called it "getting murdered" anymore but instead called it "getting [your name]d." For Charles Ponzi, this is no mere hypothetical

DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

i personally think “don’t fund the gestapo” is a relatively small ask in the face of an illegal violent occupation of a US city that has killed at least one citizen and terrorized countless more. any elected who cannot clear even that modest bar is dead to me

This shit infuriates me not only because it is sociopathic on its face, but because this morality-free, 30,000 foot framing *affects* how events affect elections! If voters constantly hear "meh, the ICE murders don't matter because polls haven't moved" then they won't matter!

Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs

Turn it off, now.

If initial reports are true, they shot someone who they'd wrestled to the ground. Potentially an observer. These agents must be arrested and brought to justice.

good stuff

CBS News on X: BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition. 10:51 AM

Zero percent chance this is true.

i think it's cool that we as a country choose to fund murder squads instead of cancer research

I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind