People ask me all the time, what’s it like to be a sex symbol? Well, it’s- [FITZJAMES DIES OF SCURVY]

WEDNESDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY

Exhausted by mediating the latest dispute among the seamen. Strong continuously claims Hornby cannot file a class action lawsuit, as he has no class, gets no action, and does not own a suit!

FRIDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY

Unable to attend this morning's wardroom meeting after finding myself skinamarinked!

Hi Reddit! I’m James Fitzjames, Captain of the HMS Erebus, and I died. Ask me anything!

Forced to amputate Fairholme's hands after he wouldn't stop editing the wiki pages of cartoon women to describe how they're unbearably beautiful and insanely sexy!

Awooga

James Fitzjames And Francis Crozier Have An Unsatisfying Fuck In A Dirty Pond As "Simple And Clean" Plays From A Distant Radio [HD REUPLOAD]

I, too, was kinkshamed by Norton Antivirus.

Court Awards Graham Gore Fifteen Million In FurAffinity Lawsuit

So sorry, Collins, but I can't suck the juice from your open sores right now. I'm quite busy writing this Ryuk/Reader Death Note one-shot.

I've recently been advised by Sir John to "be cool, be wild, and be groovy"!

All Night Long He Dreams Of Ghouls And Devils

Maybe more. Imagine.

Hello there, sailor! I love your tote! Yes, lad I love your tote too and the activism awareness slogan! Lol thank you it's very progressive and Idea. Hey, I have some seal meat in my tote- would you like to share it with me? Id be delighted, sailor, I love seal meat it's very trending.

Forced into hibernation by Osmer, who insists it's the only way to survive the coming Snickers™️-brand Nuclear Whunger!

Feeling like a real “screwed guy” on “BlueSky”!

Exhausted with MacBean, who won't stop talking about how the ship's recent rat infestation is proof that nature is healing!

Splitting a cold, flavorless ham with Osmer, who hasn't blinked in forty-five minutes!

Resurrected from a twilight death by a wild-eyed Gore, who grabs me roughly by the shoulders & demands to know what's happened to his collection of photographs of old ladies having fun!

CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, CROZY?

Regularly Douse Your Spiral Staircase With Ambiguous Bin Juice For Maximum Effectiveness

My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
My ass

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"!

Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lieutenant Gore. I have a kink to shame.

When it friday !