ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

For sale: private jet, never flown.

Perfect choice! It's part of our 2026 spotlight.

What else did everyone watch for #CanFilmDay?

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1996! Not the Haggis one! You know what I mean

Print-out of David Cronenberg’s face to be cut out for all your Can Film Day festivities

Currently watching CRASH (1991) for #canfilmday 📽️
@canfilmday.bsky.social

I think it’s good that Toronto island isn’t on fire even when I’m not on the beach

Hell yeah!!

I toured Waterloo and Windsor (apparently I was set on Ws) but I think we tacked them onto a family trip to Toronto

#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched

Xanadu
Uncut Gems 🔁
Trap ❤️🔁
The Housemaid

am i supposed to be against the bees

Comment on the Guardian article: I want to hear the conversation when you have to explain to your son why you gave him the monster room.

Lmao

Okay, but if we DO have enclosed walls, how about the stall is overly narrow and airtight like your own toilet coffin

disabled characters & disability portrayed by disabled actors a work in progress; disabled actors are named in the notes. debating including the disability in the notes y/n? i haven't seen all of these and make no claims that they are good, in general, or good i...

almost up to 600 films on my @letterboxd.social list of disabled actors in disabled roles, including a short starring Deaf actor and artist Jeremy Lowrencev opposite The Pitt's Shabana Azeez, Illustrating Sam Newton (2022).

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: Office365 in spaceship

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

Oh my god I'm a blade runner.

Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator giving the thumbs down (it means DEATH)

The Atomic Elbow Welcome to The Atomic Elbow

I made some 'zines. Perhaps you'd like to buy them (also I'm selling one 'zine I didn't make...)
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In 2026, you would need almost exactly $2 million to have the equivalent purchasing power of the $1 million that the Barenaked Ladies were singing about in 1992, according to the Bank of Canada inflation calculator.

CRASH (1996)
I look forward to working into future conversations that I now hold a grudge against Francis Ford Coppola on behalf of David Cronenberg
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a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

ok, here

(hidden for book spoilers I guess?)

I loved the clone dance party where all of them had different styles of moving!!

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Ointments? Can’t have too many oints, I always say

One thing we are losing because of phones and executive interference and the general degradation of cinema is vibe movies. Movies that let you think. Not make you think, like its message, I mean let you think, on your own about whatever, while you watch the movie. It's an important kind of film. >

For the late evening crowd -

Please call Ford if you object to his brazen move to block FOI requests

Note:
- there's a nonpolitical staff person ready to take your anonymous call NOW.
- public outrage has made Ford reverse decisions in the past

Ford ☎️ (staffed 24/7) : 416 325-1941

OMG I did not know this (and yet, why is it so funny)

A 3 colour risograph print using blue, yellow and fluorescent pink ink featuring a raccoon. It is walking across some grass covered in flowers, dragging a grocery back which is spilling out food. We see the words TORONTO in bright yellow letters above the critter.

Quick little 3 colour risograph I printed today - I will be hiding these around a park in Toronto tomorrow for Art & Found Day!