you are so impatient! the arrests are coming imminently. the nice man from the fbi said so.

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Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

In a nutshell. 😊

With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social.

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polyphonic aftertouch?

who’ll take bets on invading cuba DURING the dinner? maybe actually when he’s speaking hot air about something.

i, for one, would be proud as anything if our ai overlords picked me.

so what if…someone hooks up a bunch of different artificial thingummy gizmos and automates the whole thing - come up with a theme that translates well as a prompt for a muzak creator - create album - auto upload to bandcamp - repeat #paperclipmaximiser

Image: a screenshot of X with a still from an Elon Musk interview. Text: Guy who has that more than anyone on earth Elon Musk: "It's a real weakness to want to be liked, a real weakness, and I do not have that."

I’m so sorry for both the X screenshot (though it’s actually insta) and for mentioning *him* but this has made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

sorry. got out of the wrong side of the bed 😛

isn’t record store day for jamming up every pressing plant in the world with unnecessary re-issues so that new music has to wait eons?

expect he knows that one - being one of the top theological thinkers. and stuff.

My grandfather.

@deptofwar.bsky.social Sec Hegseth, my grandfather served in WW2. He carried a piece of paper in his pocket the whole time, on which he wrote his favorite Bible verse. It'd mean so much if you could recite this verse at your next speech:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." — Jesus Christ

i recognise fork. and carrots.

Clarence Thomas ruled in favor of Citizens United.

Harlan Crow's political contributions then went up 862%.

Then we later find out Thomas let Crow take him on lavish trips, buy his mom's house, and help fund his wife's conservative nonprofit.

But go on about how "progressivism" is a problem...

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oh dear. and if it turns out to be the whole record? asking for a friend.

GOD’S SUNDAY RECAP:
Epstein trafficked Melania to Donald and we know this is true because she let her BFF get deported by ICE and she’s furious about it and telling everyone everything she knows.

also fourthed. please send them - i think we would benefit from seeing some really shit fascists firsthand. our ones are also kinda lame but it’d help people understand what they’re signing up for.

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thankfully, MANY youtu.be/49EhuzrRj8I?...

yes miss. sorry miss ☺️

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we want BEEF! i’m spreading it everywhere. Tracey Thorn HATES them pet shop boys. calls them outside. etc.

Tracey Thorn starts official beef with The Petshop Boys - who says nothing happens round here?

on the other site, i had kanye down as one of those keywords to mute tweets. high cost, low margin ‘art’. i’m surprised he’s still a draw tbh

please buy twitter. we’ll have a whip-round on here. should be doable surely?

i’m sure someone already did a book called this. it’ll never be as good as DJT’s though - we’ll probably be reading this for centuries.

he started out writing unsavoury shit for murdoch and has only got worse. gross.