No Kings includes Draft Kings

it's kind of the earmark of the entire modern right wing to never, ever admit fault even when it's their guilt is obvious

never expect remorse, apology or even acknowledgement

the classic 4ch@n post where it's theorized the Flintstones and jetsons exist at the same time, with Fred Flintstone yelling "FUCK THOSE RICH ASSHOLES AND THEIR MAGIC SKY CASTLES"

If this isn't canon in that movie and a pivotal plot point I don't want it

I demand my modern morlocs and eloi

15 years since I Officially Quit and 3 years since lighting up

good christ every day I struggle even the slightest bit I am crying for one, does it ever go away

how are you brits so polite

four pounds for a fuckin red bull are you mental

"why is Argentina visa trending so high right now"

portrait of myself, smiling and pointing with gusto - also, looking like a dingus

something I can never figure out is how to take a selfie where I don't look like a dingus

then again maybe that's just who I am

tangent: anyone remember this?

I'd heard it described as the soundtrack for a child trapped in a hot car

we need to bring FMV back to gaming.

I just want to play the military advisor and be immortalized for yelling at the player WE HAVE THE ARMS AND THE WILL TO FIGHT, SEND US FORTH MY LIEGE

and you look and you have like 2 knights and a handful of archers

a screenshot from the hevy app, showing my training time (1h15m) and a total weight volume of 32370 lbs

love how these apps make it seem like I moved a fucking train car

good question, Irwin Winkler is kind of just a shadow producer and doesn't really go public about things

Sadly for Rocky, Stallone carries water for this goon

If you're in a public bathroom and someone keeps rattling the door even after you've said "occupied", what is the appropriate next step

apparently smacking the door from the inside hard enough that the noise was heard throughout the entire restaurant was not it

hurrying up was not an option either

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

this boils back down to don't overthink it

you are in the splash zone, this is like wearing white in the mosh pit at a GWAR show, you are gonna get it and it's part of the fun

somehow I'm always the guy that gets dialed in on

I can't nail down what it is that causes this, and I think if I try to it'll make it fake and ruin it for everyone else

JC Denton from Deus Ex with one of his most quoted lines, "What a shame."

re: current events

resulted in me cussing out my phone

"HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?! YOU ARE A PHONE YOU ARE FOR TALKING AND TEXTING AND PLAYING LITTLE SONGS, YOU ARE NOT MY LIFE COACH! STEP BACK IN YOUR ROLE YOU NOSY PIECE OF SHIT"

don't know if the robot wars are going to go well for me

Last night was a first

I was working in my shop and managed to jam my finger and I was angrily cursing so much that my google AI turned itself on to tell me to calm down

Milestone on my balding journey

First sunburn on the top of my head

Nonsense, it's the arguments I make up for myself and win in there that are the key

And then I have to drop x activity because it's full of people who have nothing useful to say, don't listen to me when I offer insight contradicting the bullshit they're saturated with, and I get lumped in with them by association

Maybe I just hate faddists but christ

It's taken so much from me. I adopt an activity or an appearance because I like it and they steal and corrupt it

I should take it as a compliment that I'm on the leading edge of masculinity but getting lumped in with the worst men who don't even have anything to contribute to a pastime is the worst

For gods sake I once dated someone because they saw me throwing carrot sticks to a groundhog in the park and I let them throw some, and it turned into like an hour of talking

I could go on about my experience in it but I'm extremely married and I haven't gone out to talk to girls in 20 years

Boys just don't want to hear 'learn to be kind, self content and love life, it will show in your every moment of existence and people are drawn to good vibes'

Leftist Suit Larry

Getting tailgated by a cybetruck, couldn't test their autobraking with a brake check because I was in the work van

God sends his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers

[looks at sweat print on weight bench] huh, my ass got narrower