Is Jar-Jars an option

wow @goomvi.online we are so in sync omg🤯

your game is never going to go this hard.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

riki tomodachi life update:

Guy with a red streak of hair and studded bracelet in a nurse outfit tends to a bleeding man. "The shock he received from Janperson's attacks..."

Cartoonish moustachioed mad scientist. "...must have caused him to feel..."

"...the same emotions as the embodiment of human love, Nightingale!"

Janperson is a show in which images are presented to you, containing ideas,

頭空っぽラクガキ１１３１
「機動新世紀ガンダムX」から「ガンダムXとティファ・アディール」
30周年という事で描いてみた。
描いてるうちにティファが妖精みたいに…
私的にはガンダムXは細身のイメージ
細身のロボが大出力砲撃兵器を構えるのは浪漫

i worked at a computer repair place like 20 years ago and they had to fire this guy, a big long haired metallica type dude, because he got pissed off at a laptop and threw it into the drywall like a huge shuriken

Some men experience the riches of the earth only to be blind to their own wealth

Twitter post from me on Dec 29, 2016: "Schroedinger's Cat is a theory where if you put a cat in a box you're invincible" THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS ZTD

here we fucking go again with the visual novels and their understanding of science

A Man and His Meat Boy kibble went viral. Here, John Paul Brammer explains why you'll have to pry his dry, loose meat from his cold, dead hands.

In my latest for Playboy, I wrote about meat, masculinity, and "boy kibble," the trend of men eating a pack of unseasoned ground beef for dinner. I argue it's the perfect meal to illustrate the isolation and nihilism in our ultra-capitalist system www.playboy.com/read/lifesty...

Fascinating paragraph from Scott Alexander, where he admits he’s the dog that caught the car

You don’t want a live action movie of your favorite game, what you want are a series of OVAs directed by a guy best described as a “mecha pervert” and has one of the wildest soundtracks you’ve ever heard in your life

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

drawing of my OC in her plugsuit with a cool jacket in front of a picture of the Yokohama Gundam installation

getting in the robot💚🤖 #rikinyart

King’s Field [1994]
From Software - PlayStation

In general I try to treat black slang like a Kei Car in that I am only legally able to use it after it's like 20 years old and mainly through a weird regulatory loophole.

The only "Unc Gamer" you'll ever hear me talk about is *MY* Unc who works at NINTENDO. He says the Switch 3 is going to come out on my birthday and it's going to come with a luigi's mansion game where all the ghosts have faces of people you actually know in real life

i've given it some thought, and my official position is that i will NOT be mad at anyone who describes something as an 'unc game' (correctly or incorrectly).

but I will be having words with any white person who says "YN-slop"

Reddit RPG Games and RPG Game Remakes Criticism of Reddit RPG Games and Remakes.

fell down a rabbit hole, apparently the most thorough guides for Baldur's Gate 1&2 are written by a woman who has been thoroughly blogging all her video game opinions since the 1980s.

she gave Baldur's Gate 3 a 2.1/10 rating and scathingly calls it a reddit RPG

lilura1.blogspot.com/2024/01/Redd...

if you were the chatter who gave me a blowjob on the northernlion supercruise PLEASE dm me i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

Odyn 2 Portal on a lightly worn desk playing Max Payne GBA

like champagne and a boat, new emulation devices are to be christened with Max Payne GBA

I Can't Fucking Stand Science

Northernlion can only earn back my respect if he does 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors shit to those nerds out there. He needs to teach em about morphogenetic fields