Someone needs to send Kash Patel back to Parks and Recreation. Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson need to re-teach him how to act. #Azizansari, @nickofferman.bsky.social, @amypoehler.bsky.social

Good doggy!!!

Don’t be fooled. Hannity is merely confirming the obvious: his politics mattered more than his faith.

No notes. This exactly.

Acrocanthossaurus

We need video or it didn't happen!

An artist with many canvasas splattered with burrito innards.

@scalzi.com found this one and immediately thought of you.

Todd Blanche is far worse.

My wife and my signs!

Our posters are ready. See y'all in Cedar Park, Tx soon! #NoKings

Cc: @raggedrabbit.bsky.social

There is nothing extreme about trying to hold people accountable for their crimes.

A division of turtles with tank turrets.

@blueheronfarm.bsky.social I think here's an idea to help with local security and may convince Jeremy to stay close by in case he needs a reload/re-arm.....

Sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads....

Stop with the piece by piece, let's go for all at once please!

He's the antichrist and he's trying to kick off Amageddon.

Nero fiddled....

Waiting for Trump to say... "If I had been president, this war in Iran would never have happened." Wow this is one steaming pile of bullshit.

Love the neighborhood kitties! This one's name is Peaches and he comes over when you wave at him!

I mean, that's pretty clear. Elections are by the states with Congress having the ability to make alterations to the law. The president has NO place or say in the process.

Constitution: Article 1: Section 4.
The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of choosing Senators.

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I'm amazed this actually exists....
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aunque una D es suficiente para aprobar, no basta con conversar. Gracias señor. 2/2

Hola señor. El idiota de mi padre me ha pedido que inicie una conversación contigo para impresionarte con el vocabulario que has usado durante todo un semestre. Por favor, finge estar enojado, haznos el dedo medio y acúsame de decir algo atroz para que mi padre entienda que, 1/2

The return of the ambiguously gay duo would be prime for this....

Thanks!

I can only hope our lives are filled as many happy naps as those kitties had!

The word accident is doing a LOT of work in this sentence. I'm pretty certain that's not the word we're looking for.

Question: Which store? And if it includes gummy worms as an option for your burrito, call Scalzi. He'll love it.

I can imagine what will happen with Jeremy if he moved to Japan with you.