mark zuckerberg has the face and hair of a medieval king who was maced to death at the battle of harlotsbridge and found buried with a special tiny sword because he was too weak to hold a full-size one because his parents were cousins

You know stamps already have adhesive nowadays right

Am I supposed to be rooting for The Many or SHODAN in this scenario

It took me half a lifetime to rediscover eras of television where kid's shows just casually got top-class jazz musicians doing the sountrack, specifically Vince Guaraldi doing the Peanuts themes

And the intro part of the Wombles theme has so much power

Republicans invent eye of needle big enough to put a private jet through

Yeah the last one unblinkingly funded a genocide, next clickbait question please

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.

So forgive me if I smell a rat.

May his organs fail in alphabetical order

are you fucking kidding me lmao

Some of them are strongly reminiscent of the more fanciful episodes of Moonlighting, e.g. the Genie episode

Is good thing.

It's not a war, it's a very naughty special operation

The other cohort would simply keep using "insane" every third word

Does it work if you just eat the colour you want to be

by womans (51% of pop) and society (100% of pop, including womans)

hey no fair, count womans twice!

assurances of hundreds of trials of former administration public servants is a layup for the vote, but Kamala H would struggle with that since she'd need to slap the cuffs on herself for assisting a genocide

so instead we'll just talk about affordability in that schumeresque way

if you made a CEO work as a dishwasher for one week they would go mad like a Lovecraft protagonist confronting an unnameable entity in the cellar

Each and every time I play a pre-DLSS and pre-raytracing game recently (let's say, The Division) it looks like a million dollars to me

Indistinct fuzziness not something to strive for!

Having two competing lighting systems in a game means both are compromised and the art direction goes byebye!

A screengrab of a donation window for the Trans Youth Emergency Project, courtesy of an infinite dickhead called Ben

May he dissolve in his own spite

Easy 8

Versus whatever the hell thievery Star Citizen is doing

I wonder what the difference in resource usage is from downloading one local copy of Wikipedia per year versus searching Google's front page AI to check Wikipedia for you several times a week

BET IT'S A LOT

The trees call me

There is no gotcha, no caught-in-a-lie that would be valid for these monsters

Nothing short of being dragged off premises into the nearest cell

Apparently, the democrats lack the spine to betray their sponsors and just do the thing we want them to do

Little sluggish eh?

Never afraid of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory are they

Nu Trek still waiting for its Andor

I mean lower decks could be that though

Imagining how intense the sandwich making efforts would have to have been to outpace an average funeral gathering

Just lots of stoic uncles looking ruefully at the half-filled table, defeated

How does it go? When the missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible and we had the land. They said “Let us pray.” We closed our eyes. When we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land.

it's too complicated a thought process, like asking him which drawer he put his special marker pen into

He wouldn't dress up for me, I ain't dressing up for him

I pray they don't remove the reference to the overheat bug

fair very fair