Me to the president: “Shut up, honky”

bro got fatally shit by his three year old

it's pretty tasty but now i need to eat because it's upsetting my stomache wow

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

drinking a coffee wow

being in bed is one of the most beautiful things in the whole wide world

why does he look like a chad caricature in southland tales

sean "million" scott

Donate to Support Megan and Her Girlfriend's Transition Care, organized by Megan Dross Hello, I'm Megan, a trans woman in central ohio, my girlfriend and I ar… Megan Dross needs your support for Support Megan and Her Girlfriend's Transition Care

pls consider helping us eat and potentially visit the doctor a few times:

pp/vnmo megagarbage

really wish i could get pho dakao , i have yet to find anything similar to me nearby

A google map showing a marker for Calliope Superette

Hello. My name is Calliope Superette

interviewing god, flipping through notecards: zack snyder.... why?

island beef

neighborhood alert : unknown man throwing a big rock in my yard

crunch time

oscar isaac in drive is very teeth forward performance

albondigas goes on the list of tasty soups

Family Man (Remastered) by Mike Oldfield on Apple Music Song · 1982 · Duration 3:45

i wish britney did a cover of this

six cans of skoal wint-o-green

reepa bleenker

watching the prequel to project hail mary (drive (2011))

my mom didn’t listen to enough björk raising me & it shows

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear

asking the bartender to make me a screwdriver frank farmer style

that's so sugoi bro