What's the opposite of nominative determinism? Paul Million, for real?!

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Same story.

I got a full £50 fillet last weekend, was spot on. Needed a new freezer because of this bloke

Get to Mold market on a Saturday. Best steaks from the meat stall, not failed on me once.

Hard one today, but at least the relentless stream of random mid-west towns is missing, for once.

Any chance of the Children's Film Foundation making a return? I miss that part of my Saturday morning.

Full on head in the sand here, had to put a zero minute timer on the BBC News app.

Definitely brick. Timeless. Looks cleaner than render

Loved doing it when I was picked, it was in June too. Lots of sitting around waiting, lots of half days to sit in the sun with a beer, and then finally a juicy case. No hotels, but 100% more interesting than work. Even got the ferry over each morning.

#mapwanker. Enjoying the world while it's still here.
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Dignity ✨

Combined with the heat given off by the incandescent rage of the driver, the cab could go up in smoke at any second

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I'm looking for a 250k investment in return for 5% equity of the "Gaviscon egg"

The self-righteous, stuck-up, faux outrage, prudishness of it all. There's bigger things to worry about.

*self-defecating (as my nan used to call it)

This makes me madder and sadder than almost anything else in my neighbourhood. Perhaps it's just nostalgia, but I do miss the old days

That couch grass is a proper menace. Good job.

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I was hard at work this morning

Bet if I lash the 50 bags I was planning on taking there this arvo, into the car now it'll take about 5 hours in the bastard queue.

This is in my regular vocabulary, perhaps I need new friends, nobody gets it.

Low-chew food. 𝙼̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚝̶𝚜̶ mince on the pillow at night. Bed baths. What more could you ask for?

One poppy = one respect

Reminds me of the classic: What's black and yellow and hangs off a minge?
BTW that's museum quality preservation on that artefact! 👌

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Here's where regular season IBS is a superpower 🫡

I'm telling mine that the clocks haven't changed. My backs gone, it's raining and the hairy beast still hasn't moved, suits me down to the ground

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Taking the photo for #3 there. Good challenge today, I only know the depot one for sure. 😬

Woken at 5am by grizzling kids next door, my backs gone, and it's blowing a gale outside. Welcome to Saturday on the #ParadisePenunsula. Any ideas?

This needs mixing in with actual Baker Street. I needed a laugh tonight, this did it. 👏