Lawyer Morty

Court appointed defense attorney for all show trials?

McDonalds invested in better packaging and is now one of the best foods to get delivered.

Hugging my first amendment as I go to sleep tonight

Certainly seems possible to do this blockade correctly, with other countries understanding and on board to withstand some short term pain.

”all religions are equally worthy of respect” is just trivially wrong

IMO you can agree with both. The Greater East Asia co-prosperity sphere was in some ways sincere.

uhh isn’t this way less of a burden than having to physically register

I do wish that time had been filled with an actual education, though. History and language classes would have been way more useful than whatever was supposed to be happening.

I spent the next two years drinking and playing video games so uhhh 🤷🏽‍♂️

I can’t even remember years 2 and 3 separately

She’s still doing this? Is there no law against it?

When Swalwell says, “I made mistakes in my marriage in recent years”, he is admitting that he repeatedly had sex with subordinates in his campaigns/office.

He is asking us to believe that they were consensual, as if that would be full exoneration.

A boss like that should be fired, not promoted.

I am Tom Steyer's strongest soldier now.

What about cheating on your wife consensually?

She should have just accepted her fate as the governor of California

My real books can’t download more books either

Hotly-worded take but it’s a mirror image of ”modern women get jobs outside the home”

probably because they are? There’s just not that much domestic labor anymore and what little there is isn’t worth that much

Repeating the Carter playbook would require democrats to soft-betray the United States

okay but like, if the US was being bombed MIT would be pumping out missiles

One of these things is not like the others

How did Sauer resist arguing that the people in question are property and therefore have no standing to sue or be citizens?

I was probably, maybe born to US citizen parents? I don’t know. No one has ever asked before.

They’re gonna have 0 regard for facts and invite everyone to try to chase them down proving each one false.

This is true, but also there’s so many rules and landlords are so universally bad that you can usually just send a threat letter for money they owe you then settle everything for $0 exchanged.

if you’re in CA this is pretty close to the law

Is it trained on My Secret Life?

no

looking at the whole statement in context, she’s using home as short hand for single family home and saying those shouldn’t be owned by private equity like condos are?