got reminded of an old friend group yesterday, and now i've been sitting and staring at nothing, feeling way more isolated than i have in years

oh dang, as someone who played salmon run daily for like 2 years, splatoon raiders looks right up my alley

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it turns out that waking up at 7 am to do a few house-sitting chores and then going back to sleep for several hours really wrecks my ability to do any of the things i want during the day

danganronpa 2x2 leaks are getting crazy

riding my panda scooter into the core and scattering myself across time and space

real nice of the bluesky team to help cure social media addiction by making a site that doesn't work

A brown mouse in loaf mode lays surrounded by spaghetti noodles. At the top of the noodles is a red cap of sauce with two veggie meatball eyes, which have angry eyebrows. One of the meatball eyes has a sword pattern on it. All are sitting on a white plate with blue moons and stars on the rim.

Oh no! A mouse got caught by a spaghetti mimic!!

behind every sentence is an even more powerful punctuation mark

every day, i become more certain that some people are too weak for danganronpa v3's ending

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for a while, i had the opposite problem, where my body would associate medicine that stops headaches with the headaches themselves. for like twenty minutes after taking it, my headache would double in intensity lol

hell yeah, it's a great cast. hope you and your friends have a blast!

great first episode of taskmaster. love it when a live task is taking so long that every panel member is rooting for whoever's turn it is to win

A very long brown stoat floats in space looking at a grey/purple moon with violet craters one of which looks like a sword. This is because the artist really needs to get a grey pencil. The background is black and there are yellow stars scattered about.

What if Space Stoat was looking at a wierd moon?

hell yeah dude, happy birthday

i'm really bad at mini golf so it'd be really embarrassing for it but that's okay, it still looks rad

i could beat them in mini golf

how the fuck are we supposed to fight a storm

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happy ace day. my gift to myself today is ruining my sleep schedule even further

Sonic the Hedgehog as Dr. Manhatten sitting on the rock. He's holding a piece of paper that says, "Draw 1 Sonic per day"

i love all of my trans friends. happy trans day of visibility

skeletor's goofiness is so iconic that he has forever changed how people imagine other skeletons' voices

i keep seeing people say that their gacha game of choice is great and well-designed outside of the monetization model, and i don't think you can unlink the two. even if you never feel the need to engage with microtransactions, their presence is still felt in the rest of the game

it definitely feels like the another side-effect of the fanbase skewing so young

i love your alt text skills

i'm being bullied for being a danganronpa fan, and i deserve it

just saw someone say that the real problem is people trying to make everything political, so i clicked on their profile to see some of their other opinions. how surprising to see that they were complaining about unions being greedy and that people being afraid to fly were killing tourism