It's way cooler if you tell everyone you're on vacation and not just lazy.

Lazy in bed, done sexily.

Just doing some stretches. Wanna help?

Can you believe some people even enjoy it when you look at them like they're disgusting?
Couldn't be you, right?

also, foot.

Spontaneous.

Finally, the hug pillow you've been waiting for. I call it a dakimaQina~

Available on request, I guess?

I don't know why it's called Sunday when the moon is clearly out right now.

My bunnyposting can't be stopped. It will always return.

Come get some~

Sweet moments.

Fortunately, these heels fit right through the bars~
Lucky you!

Kiss. Now.

I can't believe you'd pay to be put in a cage and have someone spit in your mouth...

Good thing I'm so understanding~

#gpose

If you're good, you can kiss my toe.

You may bow.🌟

#gposers

It doesn't count as hatefucking if it's between friends.

Want some milk, or something else?

Uh, moo?

Intimate activities.
Helping each other stretch, obviously. It's good to stay flexible!

I hope the cuckies in the audience enjoy the view.

I heard it was the year of the horse but I only found chocobo shaped dicks when I went looking. Hope this counts!

mlemlemlemlem

It makes too much sense not to

Congrats! You're halfway through the week!
Kiss the cat for continued good fortune.

Alternatively, if the week hasn't been good, you probably should have kissed the cat more~

Okay, NOW I'm out of wedding pictures. ♥

family guy death posing on monday

Waking up on Monday.

Your prize for making it to Friday: ass

#gposers

I copied the meme, but am fashionably late

#gposers

Comfort.