sheesh. get in on the ground floor now

if you looked at The Apprentice and said "nah..im good. i dont want to hear anymore of that jerkoff's bullshit", i get it. but!

eatin clean

i really miss the creator of OnlyFans who recently died at the age of 43. and i really miss the Charlie Kirk mentor who recently died at Pickleball Incident. they were both my best friends in the whole world and now they're gone

Facebook user Luke John Benjamin: <truly heinous AI image of a human body with overlaid caption: The most spiritually powerful organ in your body after your mouth is your urine.>

i gotta say, if i were a quadruple amputee who was open to the idea of possibly shooting and killing someone at some point, i would not also have videos of myself uploaded to youtube demonstrating my techniques for loading and firing a gun. i might have to let that one be "the prestige", so to speak

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Ok, I’ll call him The Woke G*ng*r

after that movie came out "going pandorum" was used by us as slang for getting too stoned to be comfortable in public and going to eat at a chain restaurant like red robin or chilis or etc

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if i understand financial literacy properly this means we all need to liquidate our 401ks and invest heavily in those weird nipple clamps the bad guys wear in the new Mad Max movies

oh no the thing that has happened to every single world power in every single major conflict since the advent of modern artillery is happening again

yakubian nightmares Graham Linehan and Maia peace poet posing together at "detrans awareness day." I quote tweeted "had a great time at the fucked up looking heads convention, I see" and it went mini-viral

Graham quote tweeted my fucked up looking heads convention tweet with "WE have fucked up heads? mate, you're a man who thinks he's a woman."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

hey in case you missed it jake lang got caught in a pedophile sting trying to arrange a meetup with what he thought was a 15-year old girl

Man Spends Afternoon Volunteering Opinions About The Homeless

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In America, if you die for Empire and the stock market, the President wears a baseball hat at your coffin transfer ceremony

when people talk about player counts or readership or any other mass metric I need you to think of real places for me. When people say Marathon is a dead game because it started at 88k and it's "only" at 77k I need you to think of the capacity of the biggest stadium you can think of. how big is it

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smoking the second cigarette of my life

Rotwood on Steam The world has been thrown into chaos, and it's up to you and your friends to battle the corrupted beasts of the Rotwood. Upgrade your gear, choose your preferred weapon, and hone your skills to defend...

I wanna give a little shoutout to Rotwood in hope its release doesn't get lost in the deluge, because I found a copy in my inbox today, and I never thought I'd be in a position where I'd have to turn down a copy of a game from KLEI, but I'm just that busy. 😬

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Illustration of an industrial type casting machine with person sitting at keyboard

Lanston Type-&-Rule Monotype Casting Machine and Keyboard (c. 1909)

I’m short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge 😩😩😩

There’s no such thing as a ‘little person’, YouTube video by Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

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“Deadwoodcore” is the hottest new trend on TikTok. America’s teenagers are opening hardware stores in frontier towns, calling each other cocksuckers, and reconnoitering the rims

Illustration of two Lemur mayottensis perched on intertwined tree branches. Both lemurs have long, bushy tails, with dense, brown fur and lighter underbellies. Their faces are distinct, one with a lighter mask and red eyes, the other with a darker face and lighter eye. The detailed depiction highlights the texture of their fur and the anatomy of their limbs and hands gripping the branches. The background consists of faintly sketched leaves, emphasizing the natural habitat. This historical scientific drawing from 1868-1877 emphasizes the physical characteristics and arboreal nature of the species native to Madagascar and its dependencies.

🦧 Recherches sur la faune de Madagascar et de ses dépendances
Leyde: J.K. Steenhoff, 1868-1877.

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