I was going to say that penises must have been a lot bigger 20 years ago.

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Yeah, it’s puzzling, isn’t it. 🫤

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I’m so sorry. I’m not sure I would get through the loss of one of mine. Blessings to you.

I love this for her. (But only for her.)

Thanks, Dave. I needed these laughs this morning!

I can't believe he's still on TV/the telly.

What strikes me most about this picture is that Melania is actually smiling -- a genuine smile. She must really like those people!

Same. I remember going to a little cafe on Lincoln Avenue and seeing cast members there. Never knew that at some point they would be famous beyond our little neighborhood.

This may be your best yet.

#BeBetter Melanoma

Not to mention Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Sen Chris Murphy and Leader Hakeem Jeffries need to call for a War Tax on Oil Companies and Other businesses that are profiting from the Trump/Israel War on Iran. Let them pay for this nonsense. The working class and poor continue to pay more than their fair share because of US incompetence.

What a brave man. That took a lot of courage. ❤️

Speakers ON.

Maybe if it didn't have a squeaker in it. Our Stella always goes for the squeaker first. She has a basket full of de-squeaked toys.

Exactly.

Photo of a black dog who is smiling at the beach.

If you see this post a photo from the device you're using without explanation.

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I think we're all becoming experts on ridiculous, hilarious nonsense. The regime is grinding it out 24/7.

In my youth, it was White Castle.

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Ooooh -- I fogot about those! Good one!

In this article, it's mostly Waffle House experts, with few physics professor thrown in for good measure.

To be fair, and as much as I loathe @nytimes.com's ridiculous self-importance and sane-washing of Trump, the overall tone of the article is tongue-in-cheek.

As one does.

I believe he will rue the day he accepted the job, after he is convicted for his actions working for the Trump crime family. He will not be spending his golden years in enjoying his friends in retirement.

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