TWITTER’S DOWN HOW’S IT GOING

i always forget to post here so um…

have some tummy? 👉👈

I’ve been cleaning my room and I’m on my third load of laundry and I’m hungry + out of breath someone come gimme a kiss please 🥺💕

need cuddles while we roast people on reality tv shows 🥹💕

Now tell me why did the phones started ringing as the emergency alert was going off 😭 I’m spooked?!

FOR REAL!!! tattoos tell a story and that’s what makes them so impactful to me (and why i cant choose on so many tattoos atm bc im indecisive BWAHAHAH)

YES TO THE COMMISSIONING ART THING gosh getting art of your sonas or ocs is so thrilling 😭💖 imagine the money i’d spend getting tattoos jesus….

i smell the weed (but in the “i smell like beef” voice)

can i lean into someone while i play fortnite? maybe they could play with my hair and try to distract me👉👈

ERR- HELP OUT- okay listen i just woke up and my brain is sleepy sue me 😭

what a coincidence i have the same “problem”……. shame there’s no one here to fix that for us 😩

unless? 🫣 /HJ

I ALSO FORGET ABOUT BLUESKY THESE DAYS HI HELLO HOW’RE WE FEELIN GANG

here’s one just for my bluesky folks 💕

another old one but

y’know like… nya? part 2

Hey everyone! It’s been a while since I’ve gotten to write a script, but I got so inspired I had to get this one out. A chance encounter with a stranger has left a lasting, excruciatingly hot impression on you. What do you do now?

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when ron makes the lights go out to bring out the mystery ingredient you know shit’s about to go down

woke up with the best view today 🥺

YOU

YOU ALSO KNOW SWEET GENIUS ?!

BRO I WATCHED THAT SHIT GROWING UP SO MUCH I MISS IT AND THAT FUNKY LIL HOST

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY EARNED THE TITLE OF BASED (and i’ll need to find where to stream it cause im so in the mood to watch it again)

smoked out of a bong for the first time :3

INFLUX OF NEW PEOPLE FROM TWITTER:

FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO SEE THE PORN

AND FOR PEOPLE POSTING PORN, PLEASE CLICK THE SHIELD IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER NEXT TO THE "POST" BUTTON TO TAG YOUR STUFF APPROPRIATELY SO THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO SEE FAT DICKS DON'T HAVE TO

I JUST DID 😤😤😤😤😤 TAKE THAT ELONGATED MUSKRAT

QUESTION FOR JUST Y’ALL

what’s your favorite game show 👀

inhales

penis.

twitter’s not working for me so!

y’all see it first :3

need to be talked through an orgasm right now shdjdjsksk goddAMN am i needy?!

no way in hell im putting this on the bird app thoigh BSKDNSMS

i feel like i need someone to sit with me in call some days to concentrate on all of these projects 😭

y’know, like, nya?