I'm watching this space, I'm taking notes, I'm... 🫪

An astronaut in an orange suit with a white backpack and helmet stands with the back facing the camera on a rocky red-sand dune overlooking a red martian valley white text is overlayed on the sands that reads "A Ridley Scott Film THE MARTIAN"

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

Yoooo I'm gonna have to try and grab one of these...

Fucking love the Destiny

Things to respond with when fitness accounts slide into your DMs:

- who’d you vote for
- are your vaccines up to date
- do Black lives matter
- which team should a trans female athlete be allowed to play on

Fucking hell you're blowing up

Finally getting on steroids!*

*For this upper respiratory infection

Hegseth may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot

I should call him...

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

a woman in a crowd says i volunteer ! Alt: Katniss Everdeen from the first Hunger Games movie stands before two peacekeepers who are holding her back in a crowd while she shouts "I volunteer!" Her hair is disheveled, suggesting she's pushed her way to the front and is desperate to volunteer her life in place of someone else's.

*sigh* I'll get the sign out of storage...

Four bunnies play cards around a table, using red checker pieces and some acorns as chips. They are in a small parlor, and one of the bunnies is nibbling his cards.

Daily bunny no.3295 is feeling lucky

A Siamese Mix cat sits on a couchback cushion, looking at the camera. The tip of her striped tail is between her two front paws.

Dis is my tail. Dere are many like it but dis one is mine.

Dinner Meat: Nurlan Ağababalı

Critical to Josh Dinero’s stock performance more like

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

gay men love something they cannot have.

Meme of Ariana grande smoking blunt

Meme of Ariana grande crying

How I should be today vs how I am (at work)

CRANK is going to tangible, physical harm to people this summer and I will be doing some of the harming

this and some disco would fix my lower back

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

I'm sick in bed on 4/20, so have a joint or a gummy on me

🐂🥵🫠

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Okay, we are done here.

Bungie Announces Marathon’s First Post Launch Art Theft BELLEVUE, Wash. — After the successful launch of Marathon, Bungie has finally given fans a peek at what’s next for their extraction shooter with the announcement of the game’s first post launch art…

Bungie Announces Marathon’s First Post Launch Art Theft ggtribune.com/2026/04/20/b...

“Another way to look at this is that billionaires have joined a war on professional administrative class of public servants precisely because of their proximity to formal mechanisms of accountability.”

That part! Everything from documentation to compliance mechanisms to whistleblowing is a threat.

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Big bull is getting bigger, more news at 11 😍