SPOILER ALERT: I'm about to begin a post with "SPOILER ALERT."

*moves phone screen left to right repeatedly to simulate a wanking motion*

smashed it, lxds. when i finished, teacher said “that’s how it’s done” 😌

all my words gone

yep

i just need to have a no tuesday nights rule, it’s our long day at college, i’m good for nothing afterwards, don’t know why i keep trying

i was definitely brain dead last night because i sat down to write the thing at 6:30 this morning and i was done in 15 minutes

ninja the orange cat with text brushed, focused, hydrated, in his lane, dozing

babe wake up, they updated the meme

murder toe

an hour ago i was so tired everything i wrote was shit, now i’m so tired i can’t even write shit. i miss the shit. probably time to put away the laptop

the gladiators have nipple tassels spinning in opposite directions somehow

yes

preach

dean says “was thinking of asking cole” and i say “colihull?”

urgh i forgot my own mnemonic

huge if true

well i don’t already have one

OK TY GIFTS PLEASE

this makes it look like a ninja quote

YES BUT STILL

this is weird if you don’t know that i think of you as col from solihull ie solicol

holicol > solicol

I DID NOT TYPE THAT HOW DARE DUOLINGO SPEAK FOR ME

i’ve had to bring my LARGE suitcase to college because their pillows were killing me dead

😌 *chomp*

rude

*another world

post you in another country(s)

here i am in turkey, italy, germany and urm wales i think

i’d have to do a full rewrite before tomorrow but yes

(tell your dad i’ve never had a boat holiday)

what an adorable enabler ty xan