Chewin' the wires

That's the thing that gets me. This shit probably is some shit from Iran DDoSing american data centers, seems both plausible and a sound strategy that comports with the Iranian policy of maximum pain on the american consumer.

But also these people are clowns and loud about it.

I see no reason to extend the leadership team of Bluesky a single ounce of understanding or goodwill.

The problem with running your mouth about how AI is writing your entire codebase while very clearly not being good at web development, is everytime something breaks, even if it isn't your fault, no one is going to give you grace and understanding.

These people are clowns and i'm gonna mock them.

Oh I don't doubt a DDoS is involved, but the data about these outages involved have also revealed that some of the past ones have been their website DDoSing itself due to errors and I wouldn't be surprised if that's happening again here.

I was going to just QP with the scout from TF2 going "Sup" but... well images don't load rn.

At some point of logging in and seeing nothing loading or working on and off for the entire time this sites existed, I'm gonna have no choice but to conclude this website is coded badly by people incompetent at their jobs.

*Looks at nothing on this website loading... again*

How's it going little buddy? Is this one definitely nothing to do with all your engineers flooding your codebase with ai generated garbage, too? Let me guess this ones a DDoS too?

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

A REGGAE SKELETEIN LOOKEN EXAUSTED "IF THE DOCTER DOESNT FIX YOUR HEALTH PROBLEM YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO PAY" AND SORRY BUT IF U DONT AGREE EITHER YOUR EVIL OR YOUR A DOCTER!!!!!! IF I GO TO GET MY TIRE'S ROTATED AND THEY DONT ROTATE THEM AND THEN THEY CALL ME FAT THEN I DONT PAY THAT FUCKEN BILL EITHER SO WHY DO I GOTTA PAY FOR HEALTH CARE IN THIS WAY ??? THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHO AGREE'S ? - dashare.zone ADMIN

Or I guess we could just classify our limbic system as a schedule 1 drug, that would work too I guess.

Life sucks here in 2026 for most of us, it's no wonder we all lean on whatever things give us dopamine & ofc some of that is going to be maladaptive.

But either enjoying things itself is maladaptive, or we gotta recognize all this around porn, sex & masturbation is just religious shame.

This is pure evil

Biggest real world harm of over use of porn is missing deadlines, potentially distorted view of healthy sexual norms and like... dehydration.

You can have enough of anything in a given time period that it starts affecting you negatively. There is no such thing as chocolate addiction.. if you eat a pound of chocolate every day for a week, something else in your life is going on, it's not the chocolate.

Porn addiction isn’t real btw - it’s a right wing talking point created to shit on sex work & porn and if you believe it’s real you are supporting and believing rw ideology.

I say we start by proposing absurd extremes and let the libs walk us back to a more reasonable middle, which is why I'm suggesting a big blender under a trap door.

a photo of Melania Trump in front of a presidential podium. Behind her is a red carpet and opulent hallway in the white house. She is a blond woman wearing a dark grey dress suit and skirt. Famously this photo is from a press conference that was called where she addressed allegations about herself and Epstein that up until that moment, no one was raising.

Bluesky on their way to answer pressing questions about the data breach that didn't happen.

Hey umm... no one mentioned a possible data breach guys. Is there uhh, something you'd like to share with the class?

My "the application has remained stable since the evening of April 16" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating.

One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.

I... all my initial reactions to this count as incitements to terrorism so I guess I'll just sigh heavily instead.

*Americanly*

I finally got healthcare, please clap

That's how you know a piece of horny art is good. It's like cooking food, if it doesn't make the cook want to grab a bowl/plate for themselves, why even be in the kitchen?

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side. In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text: Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer will be a distant memory. Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money. Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you. Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.

Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3

I guess I need to check out Marathon

this is super cool and i hope that the artists were paid well for this work

But every product like that they burn milions or billions on is another bullshit thing making tech worse.

I agree they deserve it, i'm just so tired of them all just making the worst stuff all the time