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New fountain pen came today, it's a big upgrade from my old one that broke.

Genuinely have never felt such joy writing 🥺

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Huge congratulations!

I still have all of my Dune bookmarks and art on display near my work PC, still can never get over how beautiful your work is.

I genuinely hope you win! Your artwork is so beautiful and I get emotional seeing new pieces when you post 💚💚

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Weather radar Image of a typhoon over several small islands. Large text says “Typhoon Sinlaku Relief TTRPG Bundle”

Weather radar Image of a typhoon over several small islands. Large text says “Typhoon Sinlaku Relief TTRPG Bundle”

Recruiting TTRPG creators for this bundle to support typhoon relief for Saipan, the blue dot in that image where I live.

Funds will go to Micronesia Climate Change Alliance.

DM me if you’re interested in joining.

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@vegasacrobat.bsky.social how nice is this Strixhaven stuff?

Good luck to everyone entering 💚

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They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

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I'm so deep in Fallout stuff, watching lore vids on FEV to see if a thing I'm planning works and my writing spark is alive as fuck rn

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Absolutely will be, I can't wait to be back someday 💚

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Absolutely, what a beauty!

I've been to some reserves here and seen some beautiful bits of nature, but I live in suburbia now and I miss the wildlife 💔

2 weeks ago 1 1 1 0

Mulies look cute!

I know it must be a pain to deal with sometimes, but wish I could see wildlife like that near where I live 🥺

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Is that an elk?!

I would've been so scared, but in awe 🥺

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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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Having one of those days where I just feel grateful to be alive and breathing.

Clouds are dotted around the sky, little squints of sunlight bursting through where they can.

Celebrating 9 years together with the love of my life this weekend.

I'm just so grateful for every little thing 💚

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Perfect

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dune movie enjoyers: I liked Duncan Idaho and was sad when he died

dune book knowers, waiting for the new trailer: have we got some good news for you

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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

I AM WRITING!

I ACTUALLY DID IT, A WHOLE ASS CHAPTER IS DONE

I FEEL UNSTOPPABLE

1 month ago 1 1 0 0

Finishing things is such underrated writing advice. You need to learn your habits and what tools you use not just to have an idea or start a story, but to finish them. You need to get used to it, and then observe how you can do it better. That starts by finishing stories at all.

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kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

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Love that!

I get frustrated now when I have to use word for anything, I wouldn't want to change using scrivener honestly xD

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I use scrivener for almost everything I write, it's refreshing not to have to deal with ads!

It does come across mostly for book writing, but you can set up your files however you like to.

Hope it all works out and sorry you had to deal with Microslop 😭

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

I'm so sick this week, can't go to FNM tonight which is annoying so I'm bundling up to get better.

Bright side is curling finals tomorrow, can't wait to see UK vs Canada 🥺

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Why have I one got into watching curling? And two, yapping to my father-in-law about it like I've been a lifelong fan?

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AI is the “asbestos of the internet”

2 months ago 6183 2172 45 82

I am royally obsessed with New Vegas music.

Jingle jangle jingle stuck in my head 😭

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Teaming up with my incredible sponsor @gamegenic.com to do a HUGE Lorwyn Eclipsed Giveaway!

To be in for a chance to win, you must be following Gamegenic and myself - and retweet this post!

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Life imitates Eye

L: Joke from the last issue (21 Jan 2026)
R: A tapestry of headlines this morning

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Yeah, I'm new to magic, only started playing in the last year and it seems to be the case.

Was kinda excited to see if we got an in-universe Shark as epic as Jaws is, but I'm not holding my breath.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Dropped at the same time as the Office and Iron Maiden sets, so may have gotten mixed up in all that.

Not sure why the price is so high considering there's supposed to be an in-universe print coming down the line.

I enjoy Jaws in the 99 of my Captain Howler deck, draw off of tokens is nice 😊

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

I loved this episode!

Captain Howler getting some love is amazing, I love him as an Izzet commander 🥰

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