a photo of a small grey dog, named Baxter, laying flat on his stomach on a white couch covered with a dark grey blanket. the photo is taken from a distance while Baxter stares directly into the camera. the most notable part of Baxter's pose is the fact that his legs are comfortably propped up behind him at a 90 degree angle, creating an illusion that he's kicking up his feet like a teenage girl.

This is Baxter. He’s thinking about his crush. No he won’t tell you who it is. 12/10 (TT: jayshaun077)

Once again, I don't think it is necessarily a bad thing if a warmonger's soldiers are unhealthy and face routine inoperability.

So when it comes to beards and hairstyles, discipline requires strict conformity. When it comes to contracting and spreading a preventable illness that directly affects unit readiness, follow your bliss, man.

This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)

[Anything impossibly unfortunate happens to any NHL team in the playoffs causing their fan bases to reach levels of sadness and frustration they’ve never felt before]

Leaf fans: “That happened to us in ‘92, ‘99, ‘02, ‘13, ‘17, twice in ‘18, ‘21 and ‘23”

a red toy poodle is sitting in front of a dark leather sofa, his chin tilted slightly up. his snout fur is so fluffy it’s completely blocking his eyes. underneath his little black nose, his mouth is open just enough to show off the tip of his tongue and four almost identical white teeth, like posts in a picket fence.

This is Nimo. He's not sure why everyone's obsessed with his smile. Might have something to do with his teeth, but he's not sure. 13/10 (IG: nyooochan)

FANS: Please just go back to 1-8 seeding and make the tiniest gestures at consistent discipline

NHL: that's too hard. We can weirdly imbalance the rhythm of a playoff series to suit a terrible GM. Do you like this

Not to yell at the LeBot but it's obnoxious how the NHL loves debating pointless tweaks like this but we apparently can't do anything about the dogshit playoff format or the inept DOPS

a picture taken from the backseat of a car. the driver has his hands casually atop the steering wheel, and a golden retriever is contentedly curled up on the center console, looking back at you with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.

This is Hank. He will be joining you on your ride-share trip today. Because if he's not there, it's just a ride. 13/10 (FB: Franco P DiMarco)

Uath Mammoth

Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Easton Cowan has his first career AHL goal! 🤠

🎥: FloHockey

Anyone who goes away for a week with fewer than 25 pairs of underwear is a cop.

Carbon tax stickers that don't stick. License plates you can't see. Beeping Covid bracelets that don't exist. Wind turbines torn down and then built again. An Ontario Science Centre roof that refuses to collapse.

Are we even sure Doug's new private jet has wings?

a shoulders-up headshot of an ancient chinese crested. his body is mostly hairless, with thin wisps of white. but the fur of his face and ears is forming an enormous heart shape from having been blown out by a fan. he’s rocking the salt-and-pepper look of an ambitious Helena Bonham Carter role, with more black along his neck and a bold gray streak atop his noggin and along the edges of his ears. his left eye is one big cloudy blue cataract.

This is Ricky. He was a runner-up in a pet photographer's "My Fabulous Weirdo" competition. Unfortunately when you are this fabulous, it can be very hard for the weird to shine through. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: portraitsofdogs)

"Claude, if you were an executive at Maple Leafs Sports and Entrainment, who would you hire as part of your team to make fans stop yelling at you and calling you a weird little guy?"

If Pelley puts Sundin in a spot that leads me to dislike/criticize him, I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off.

Re Sundin in the front office: neat. Feel good story. Can he help guide a sinking ship? Can he be useful in bringing in good players? Thats all i care about

Ahh the Spaghetti approach.

We are back to people with no real forward looking ideas. Alas.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump It's easy! Tucker is a Low IQ person - Always easy to beat, and highly overrated!!! So are Megyn Kelly, "Candace" (Really Dumb and mentally ill!), and Bankrupt Alex Jones, who is completely "fried." There are others, also! Then we have some that are VERY GOOD, true MAGA all the way, and smart. I should do a list of good, bad, and somewhere in the middle. Wouldn't that be fascinating??? President DJT

Rattled.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

This seems increasingly likely and it makes me want to vomit

At least it's kind of funny how it took the Devils about as long to hire their next GM as it took the Leafs to hire a consulting firm that is going to take a few weeks to suggest their own clients to the Leafs

This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Maybe the most trustworthy Leaf of this era and somehow also one of the only ones who hasn't seen his production drop with Berube behind the bench

In a season where everything that could go wrong did, Nylander quietly put together another excellent season

I want you all to notice how everyone is glad Hungary voted for the opposition instead of the fascists, and nobody is like “maybe they should’ve let the fascists win again to teach the opposition a lesson”

Because that would be just unfathomably stupid to say

heated chivalry