Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

clearly, you were right

Possessing the wisdom of Solomon, Vance cut the toddler in half

Unbreakable (couch)

counterpoint: nuh-uh

vance has done it again, folks

They're sending JD Vance to negotiate with a toddler who doesn't want to go to bed

he doesn't want to end up on espn running away from a goose

put him back in the freezer

it was disrespectful, abby

he's on his emperor palpatine shit

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it's tough out there in space

where my star trek fans at

Bagged salad makers drastically overestimate my willingness to consume the butt end of a cabbage head

i can't believe people post current pictures of themselves. i would rather clean toilets at Burning Man

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

nobody looked as dead as him- he set the bar high

Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

thank you for telling me, i feel so much better

your reply was so mean it was hidden lol

Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it

dude looks like a wax figurine of himself

hell yeah!

Great job, Ben- congratulations!

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just saw Le Trou for the first time recently and really dug it. I wish Criterion had it on bluray

the DSM needs to have a whole section dedicated to that chick

History is Made at Night is so underrated

some of my faves. Matewan!