Kalshi and Polymarket aren't just betting apps pretending to be commodity exchanges. They're also revealing that stock and commodity markets are just casinos in disguise.

I don't think people should be excited about this no tax on tips thing. They should be even more enraged that they're not being paid enough by their employers to survive.

The other key is asking "how will he use this to illegally make money?"

Today I learned that Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" was nothing more than a friendly jab at an indecisive friend, and that tells me everything I need to know about the vapid inspiration we try to wring out of everything.

JD Vance ~ if truck nuts were a person

Melania Trump saying "be cautious about what you believe" is the fucking height of irony.

I just learned that Hamas and Hezbollah are two different groups. Here's my plan for lasting peace in the Middle East....(1/73)

Donald Trump is the world's cuckold.

I long for the days when Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann were the crazy ones.

I'm not finding Taco Tuesdays as much fun anymore.

If Trump's children were Democrats, would he argue that they were anchor babies and should be deported?

The regime change we need is here at home.

Here comes War Crime Tuesday!

I'm thinking it's time to delete my Github account.

I think blaming Trump's behavior on dementia is giving him a free pass. The dementia has just erased the filter and letting the real mentally ill monster run wild.

I'm looking forward to Donald Trump's six-fingered proof-of-life video.

I just don't understand why we're going to the moon again when we have more than enough that needs to be fixed here.

The SpaceX IPO will be a rugpull.

I find it interesting to look at the official presidential schedule and see all the different euphemisms for "Trump is angrily posting on Truth Social".

I look forward to the inevitable Oscar-bait film that will chronicle Trump's descent into madness and the feckless GOP who stood by and watched it happen.

The real victory is putting Hands Across America much further down on the list.

Someone should write a series about felines who tame dragons and call it The Dragonriders of Purrin'

I’m at ICE HQ

Trump rebranded NAFTA but made it worse for the US, and now he's going to try to reimplement the Obama Iran nuclear deal in place. I'm sure it'll be a worse deal for the US.

What's the over-under on Chuck Schumer caving in ICE funding and getting safe democrats to vote to fund within a week?

If you want to make a really funky french dish, you might want to consider Jamirepoixiroquai

"tattoo of Tattoo" is almost as badass

If I got a representation of Hervé Villechaize on my skin, it would only been so I could tell people that I have a tattoo of Tattoo.

Is now the time where we go back and pretend that Robert Mueller wasn't a conservative coward who enabled Trump to continue destroying our nation?