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Just popping in to Dull Twitter to say Issue 13 of Locust Review is coming through letterboxes right now. Including 3 pieces by my and a pull-out section, also by me. Hooray etc.

We turned this farm back into an ancient swamp YouTube video by Planet Wild

Rescuing and restoring historic wetlands would save as much CO2 as the four to six months of global lockdown in 2020. It would also secure much biodiversity and protect nearby conurbations. We need to start reducing pasture and filling in ditches. youtu.be/CtBCj9zGT70?...

I've decided to take my writing more seriously. As such, I have just entered the Brick Lane Bookshop short story competition, which means, in about two months' time, I can put 'award-losing author' in my biography.

Mild interest - It was only after I read this that I remembered I wrote a bit of this editorial. If I said 'jarring change in subject matter' you'd know exactly where my contribution sits.

Locust Review's Lucky 13 — Locust Review Math and bigotry seem to be the main coping mechanisms of the US capitalist class. Math provides the utopia — through technology and AI — as well as fixes election results, fixes labor, fixes society....

Peeps at Locust Review will be shipping out copies of Issue 13 in the next week or so, with stuff By Me in it. In the meantime read this, or else.

www.locustreview.com/editorial/lu...

Keir S-One - Sound of the Police YouTube video by The Iain Duncan Smiths

This was a joke four years ago. Now it's real.

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If this government *really* wants to make the court system really 'efficient' they shouldn't just get rid of trial by jury, they should get rid of trials. No more trials, just verdicts. Calm. Forensic. Human rights lawyer. Press send.

Escape from Normal Island — Locust Review The Housing Act 1980 was the big bang, the origin story for Normal Island. After World War Two Britain was desperately short of housing stock. State action, by both Tory as well as Labour governments,...

Some Guy's got a load of opinions you should check out.

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He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.

I can picture it now.

By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.

Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.

"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"

Where is Greta Thunberg?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?

It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.

Brilliant news!

Ten years time...

HitlerBot3000: As Prime Minister it is encumbant to protect Right Thinking Citizens from transgender flying reptile asylum seekers. That's why I'm having every man, woman and child tattooed with a QR code on their taint. One swipe and you access any public toilet.

Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says:

"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."

Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:

"It already looks like hell on earth."

For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.

This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.

"But at what cost?"

The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.

The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.

Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.

Milk those cocks, Don.