wow i didn't know patton oswalt was married to prince

Hey baby you like my double d's?

DOUBLE DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH

I am very ANGRY because I've been playing ESO for a few DAYS and its been DOWN for MAINTENENCE for literally HOURS.

Hey baby you like my double d's?

DOUBLE DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH

What if people had nipples like Pinocchio's nose?

Nipples that got longer when you told a lie.

everyone wants to copy the guy who burned the warehouse down but noone wants to copy luigi mangione

I know I'm late on this but I discovered elder scrolls online and I fear I am stuck in it's grasp.

I don't think Anna Bread should be allowed here. Ban Anna Bread.

There should be a movie (if there isn't already) about an elephant that goes on a rampage.

The movie should be called Hellephant

I actually laughed at that comment

awwww

remember the bee girl from that blind melon music video? this is her now. Feel old?

I went to see what was trending on bluesky and it was only UFC and wresting. I updated my muted words and now all I have is nasa women and yup, that's way better.

When I was making this pen I was like how many holo butterflies would I want in a pen if I were going to buy one and the answer is "yes"

It was definitely memorable

The last time I watched anything space related on that was when the Challenger exploded.

clown + worm

Y'all I made a pen.

It's not perfect but I made it. Thinking about adding them to my shop eventually. Not sure yet. Gotta get those bubbles out first.

To all who celebrate

Nice.

They do be pissing

We are closer to controlling aging than most people realize. Please wait until after he dies.

From Threads

So for the financial assistance paperwork they wanted my tax returns. I hadn't filed my 2025 returns yet so I gave them my 2024 ones.

They want my 2025 ones.

But the jokes on them because I made even less money in 2025 than in 2024.

Still waiting to hear back.... 2 months now...

social reproduction polycrisis evangelion

may april the fourth be with you

Shakin' tits and takin' shits

I only have thighs for you

Don't believe anything you see on the internet today

Tronald Dump

Backrooms | Official Trailer HD YouTube video by Kane Pixels

I'm gonna watch this so hard youtu.be/wek9dIw2uVM?...