My favorite new bit is telling my fiancé “I kiss him on the mouth” every time our dog does something disgusting.

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i’m losing it

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts.

It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.

daredevil is so anti-cop it's so great lmao

Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right.

The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.

We must end that international embarrassment.

Yes. We need Medicare for All.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Anyways...

I don’t know who decided coffee should come in ‘small’ sizes, but I hope they step on a Lego every day for the rest of their life

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am.

#IncompetentKrasnov

Every post now: "I vibe coded this in 1 hour using OpenFart v2. Looking forward to trying this out in Buttski Alpha 0"

Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

unfortunately true 👇

Mug that says, "The world needs more Canada."

"Elbows up!" Canadians. 🇨🇦❤️

2 day change -1,400

(always a tweet)

Finally beat Chronos in #Hades2. Nobody beats Matt Waler 36 times in a row… 😂

Democracy dies in primer… #bezos

Sunday Times.

A cross stitch pattern of the Oregon trail with the caption you listened to RFK. Credit to @institchesbysara

i work on the severed floor of the combination pizza hut and taco bell

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦