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Posts by Asti 🧁🔪

When are we getting an official Taco Bell simulator game.

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I miss Lite-Brites. Do those still exist?

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Happy pi day!

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TDIF 🦴

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If not being able to focus at work was an Olympic sport I’d be a gold medalist.

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Surprise Gaga absolutely made my night. 🥹 10/10 show

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I wonder if my dog likes the good morning songs I sing about him.

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Getting slutty in the kitchen tonight~

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Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!

This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

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The vibes for today 🎃🍂

6 months ago 2 1 0 0
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Me the second I see highs of 69, rain and the fall fogs roll in. 🍵🍂🎃

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

Has Asti learned her lesson? No. No she hasn’t. RIP to the ice cream, again.

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TGIF indeed. 🥹

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My toxic trait is that I always forget about the ice cream I sat out on the counter to soften.

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Happy Birthday Em! 🥳🧁

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Happy International Wolf Day! To celebrate you should give peanut butter cups and/or potatoes to a wolf girl near you. 🐺🐾

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It’s one of those days where you accidentally knock a new bottle of tide on the floor and the cap shatters so now there’s just 3/4 of a bottle of tide all over your floor.

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….the sun is up. I spent all night remodeling a single bathroom in House Flipper. I’m doomed. Someone take the lesbian homeowner simulator away from me, I’m too invested.

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How efficient, they can scroll memes, shit and shower all at the same time now.

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THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!

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Emi made such a cute drawing of me and my girlfriends! Not sure why she’s there though? Trying to crash my shrimp dinner date with them I guess. 👀🍤🍤🍤

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This is so cute!!!!

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The house I grew up in had a carpeted kitchen. It *is* a disaster. My grandmother’s house also had *shag* carpeted bathrooms. Thankfully my parents did not adopt the carpet bathroom trend.

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When I’m feeling unwell and my dog rests his head on my leg 🥹

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This is just me every morning.

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I love everything about this and have a mighty need for one of those strawberry milk carton cups 👀

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My naive ass bought one of those smol 99 cent “personal” watermelons this week thinking I was being financially responsible instead of getting the tiny $3.99 package of pre-cut melon. I’ve made a mistake. THIS IS SO MUCH MELON. PERSONAL FOR WHO?! I’M DROWNING IN WATERMELON. HELP. 🥲

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It’s rough seeing other people living your dream. 🥺

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Ten years later and the Fairytail soundtrack still sparks instant joy.

This anime kept me alive during the darkest years of my life.

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