When are we getting an official Taco Bell simulator game.
Posts by Asti 🧁🔪
I miss Lite-Brites. Do those still exist?
TDIF 🦴
If not being able to focus at work was an Olympic sport I’d be a gold medalist.
Surprise Gaga absolutely made my night. 🥹 10/10 show
I wonder if my dog likes the good morning songs I sing about him.
Getting slutty in the kitchen tonight~
Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!
This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact
Has Asti learned her lesson? No. No she hasn’t. RIP to the ice cream, again.
TGIF indeed. 🥹
Happy Birthday Em! 🥳🧁
Happy International Wolf Day! To celebrate you should give peanut butter cups and/or potatoes to a wolf girl near you. 🐺🐾
It’s one of those days where you accidentally knock a new bottle of tide on the floor and the cap shatters so now there’s just 3/4 of a bottle of tide all over your floor.
….the sun is up. I spent all night remodeling a single bathroom in House Flipper. I’m doomed. Someone take the lesbian homeowner simulator away from me, I’m too invested.
How efficient, they can scroll memes, shit and shower all at the same time now.
THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!
Emi made such a cute drawing of me and my girlfriends! Not sure why she’s there though? Trying to crash my shrimp dinner date with them I guess. 👀🍤🍤🍤
This is so cute!!!!
The house I grew up in had a carpeted kitchen. It *is* a disaster. My grandmother’s house also had *shag* carpeted bathrooms. Thankfully my parents did not adopt the carpet bathroom trend.
When I’m feeling unwell and my dog rests his head on my leg 🥹
This is just me every morning.
I love everything about this and have a mighty need for one of those strawberry milk carton cups 👀
My naive ass bought one of those smol 99 cent “personal” watermelons this week thinking I was being financially responsible instead of getting the tiny $3.99 package of pre-cut melon. I’ve made a mistake. THIS IS SO MUCH MELON. PERSONAL FOR WHO?! I’M DROWNING IN WATERMELON. HELP. 🥲
It’s rough seeing other people living your dream. 🥺