"I sat in an air-conditioned room and ate candy. Four stars." -my review of every summer movie

calvin broadus’ wife during sex:

i got that Dogg in me 😏😏

But then he likes to get dangerous, of course

I came up with an idea for a porno once called Darkwing Cuck. He likes to watch

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

Plus there's a ton of bots. And Russian and other countries funded troll farms. Twitter is not reality

Oh, I remember. I was straight up shocked lol

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

This is extremely, extremely bad.

Our legal system cannot function if the govt retaliates — and if courts allow it to retaliate — against lawyers who take matters the govt disfavors.

LITERALLY EVERY FBI DIRECTOR HAS BEEN A REPUBLICAN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

A tiny handwritten sign at the Tesla dealership as a big crowd protests Musk reads “We hate him too” yup 👍

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

The people that think Facebook would never lie to them used to browse the internet like this

I can't get that code to work. I can't get any codes to work actually. Don't know what's going on

KENDRICK JUST NOW

A meme was born

a man willing to take it to hell

maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show

I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.

Nope

don’t worry, he’ll just release millions of gallons of water in places it won’t help at all

If Joe Biden had said this it would have been good for a week’s worth of programming on Fox News

His administration is literally composed of men who beat and batter women.

We’re legit about to have egg dealers out on the streets now t.co/43MM771P4t

Reminder: More than 500,000 athletes play NCAA sports. Fewer than 10 are openly transgender.

Hey man, torching grass is illegal!

Trout

League should veto the trade. It’s that bad. I have never coped this hard in my life.

Whatever you have planned for my butthole, please speed it up.

More of this please

Headline De’Aaron Fox reportedly traded to Sacramento Kings is wrong because he is currently on the Kings

haha, AI sucks