JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

Which is why I could tell you not only the lyrics, but also what album said song was on. Now, I’m lucky if I remember the band name.

Why is 9NEWS already signing off with a Nexstar logo?

Are we thinking this is just antifreeze at this point?

Picture of a Ford Taurus. The owner add “clit” in front of the “Taurus” badge. *giggles*

Found it?!?! 🤭

It’s still coming down in NW Aurora.

No Reserve: 1998 Subaru Sambar Special 4WD Pickup Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1998 Subaru Sambar Special 4WD Pickup at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #231,417.

1998 Subaru Sambar Special 4WD Pickup at No Reserve

That was incredible!

Screenshot of a tweet from Aaron Blake that reads: Trump announces he's transferring $10 billion from the US government to his "Board of Peace," which critics have likened to a giant slush fund Trump will control.

Now look, I get that I’m not a high powered Dem consultant, but is there a reason we can’t run on seizing the FUCKING SLUSH FUND Trump is setting up and sending every criminal in this administration, including but not limited to those in DHS/CBP/ICE to fucking jail? Is that not a thing we can do?

Teal PT Cruiser with “for sale” sign in the window

Teal PT Cruiser

Attention sickos: the teal PT Cruiser is for sale, I repeat the teal PT Cruiser is for sale! #weirdcarbs #itstealtime

Why Everyone's Talking About Stephen Colbert, CBS, The FCC And James Talarico YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Why Everyone's Talking About Stephen Colbert
youtu.be/OQIljje2B_Q

Graphic with an alarm clock that says Utah Alert! The fine print says “Paid for by the Republican National Committee. Authorized by Utahns for representative government”

Warning: be careful about people asking for your information about petition signatures. We received reports these paid canvassers work for a firm under criminal investigation in another state. Don’t give them your information, just say no!

So for some reason a bunch of politicians in Utah have my # and think I live there. I get shitloads of spam. Yesterday I got this one, looks like the gop is trying to suppress ballot initiatives in Utah.

Photograph of a tree and a creek in Denver

This is a picture of our sweet dog Linda.

Our Linda will try to trick you as well.

Picture of Ilia Malinin

Picture of Vigo the Carpathian

Why my brain went here?

We were asking the same question.

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

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😩

City Park, Denver let’s ride!

GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan YouTube video by The A.V. Club

GWAR covering Pink Pony Club is a gender.

It worked

Damn

A picture of me and Bob Weir of the Grateful dead at Red Rocks

Thanks for the memories Bobby.

And thanks to @bretsaunders.bsky.social and KBCO way back in the day with the Name That Tune game.

#redrocks

Me in a Chicago bears shirt in my bar.

Bear down!!

Oh and #fuckbezos

Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent

There we go. That there’s a headline.

This is basically what the "Tech Industry" does now.

Tech is using gamification for cruelty.

I sure do! ♥️ 🍻

"mayhem and punk shows, it's like peas and carrots"